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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.168. October 18, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: When I eat the fruit, I always remember to trim off an
excess part of my nails. What is the fruit?
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Q2:I have a boy friend and a girl friend. And now there are his
friend and her friend of the same age.Which has more pleasure
between them?
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A1:pear (pare)     A2:her peer (happier)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: Even if you work hard and achieve a lot at a flat surface
in the kitchen where you prepare food, you only gain the
opposite result to the one you want. What do you call the
situation?
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Q2:When a rude fellow approached, I timidly hitted him with
my knee. People said, "It was an excellent hitting with your
knee?"
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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