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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.169. October 25, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: Even if you work hard and achieve a lot at a flat surface
in the kitchen where you prepare food, you only gain the
opposite result to the one you want. What do you call the
situation?
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Q2:When a rude fellow approached, I timidly hitted him with
my knee. People said, "It was an excellent hitting with your
knee?"
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A1: counterproductive (productive at the counter)
A2: shining (shy kneeing)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: Now the bell of the church is ringing. People who oppose
the government will begin to fight against it when the bell
rings again. What do you call the fight against the government
which begins when the bell rings again ?
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Q2:There is a group of teenagers in this district. In this group,
the leading teenagers want to keep their leadership for a long
time. What do you call their endeavor for keeping the rank of
the leading teenagers?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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