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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.169. October 25, 2007. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I published a book about autism and emotional development in Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children. I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her country. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: Even if you work hard and achieve a lot at a flat surface in the kitchen where you prepare food, you only gain the opposite result to the one you want. What do you call the situation? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:When a rude fellow approached, I timidly hitted him with my knee. People said, "It was an excellent hitting with your knee?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- A1: counterproductive (productive at the counter) A2: shining (shy kneeing) ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: Now the bell of the church is ringing. People who oppose the government will begin to fight against it when the bell rings again. What do you call the fight against the government which begins when the bell rings again ? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There is a group of teenagers in this district. In this group, the leading teenagers want to keep their leadership for a long time. What do you call their endeavor for keeping the rank of the leading teenagers? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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