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Subject: English puns in Japanese style. No.173. - November22, 2007



English Puns In Japanese Style. No.173. November 22, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: There is a man who fears to take some alcoholic drink.
Especially when there are four bottles of the drink, his fear
culminates. What do you call the fear ?
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Q2:There is a newcomer in our group, but he is always worried
about trivial things and unable to relax. What do you call
him?
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A1: phobia (four beers)    A2:novice (nervous)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: There is a group of black and yellow flying insects on a
piece of thin cloth that covers part of a floor. They are
playing a game with an oval ball, kicking or carrying. What
do you call the insects?
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Q2:There is a sea creature with soft body which is very calm
and inactive. Even when I tickle it, it remains inactive. But
when I tickle it ten times, it moves it's arms. What do you
call the arms?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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