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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.179. January 3, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: A girl suffered from the swelter. And when her boyfriend
also suffered from it, what do you say about him ?
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Q2:There was a gunman who employed a servant. But as the
servant was awkward at washing the dishes, his master was
always irritated. When the servant broke many dishes, the
master dismissed him. How do you express the dismissal of
the servant?
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A1:He too.(heat)     A2:The servant was fired by the gunman.
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: One of two children born at the same time to the same
mother is doing his best in running. What is his purpose ?
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Q2:A servant must collect the small drops of water that form
on outdoor surfaces during the night and make a hot brown drink
with dried leaves, because his master ordered him. How do you
express his work as a servant?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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