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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.183. January 31, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: What do you call a small competition of the skill in
finding out the quality of the tall plants with many yellow
seeds?
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Q2:A very large animal that lives in the ocean cries out
with a long high sound when he is sad. What do you say about
his expression of the feeling?
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A1:contest (corn test)     A2:wail (whale)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: When I encounter with a completely empty area of space,
I stay away from it. What do you call my action?
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Q2:I went to a clothing shop with an old lady to protect her.
There were many kinds of coats, such as A coat, B coat, C coat,
and so on. She bought some coat. I also bought one. What coat
did I buy?  
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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