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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.189. March 13, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: When the position in which a person with a solid material
stands is below a particular level, what do you call the solid
material ?
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Q2:A dove stops making the low soft cry for a while when he is
on the top of a mountain. What do you call his relaxation
without making the low soft cry on the top of a mountain?
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A1: substance (sub-stance)    A2:coo-rest (crest)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: When black and yellow flying insects are producing honey
in a wooden structure, what verb do you use in expressing their
action inside the wooden structure ?
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Q2:A cat who speaks broken English was given the delicious food
by his friend cat. He thought it was free. But he was requested
to pay for it. He was surprised and cryed. How did he cry?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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