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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.196. May 1, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: I know there is a thing made of frozen water for use in
the home. But nobody believes in it. In this case, what do
I say?
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Q2:There are many caps. And we call each one of them cap one,
cap two, cap three and so on. Which cap does a man who
commands a ship put on?
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A1:"I swear." (Ice-ware)     A2:cap ten (captain)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: There is a banana in front of me. When I am a told long it
and a short it, what do I do?
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Q2:Troy was an ancient city which was damaged badly by Greeks
and became a death city. What do you call Greeks' conduct?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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