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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.205. July 3, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: A person who makes edges of pieces of cloths in sewing has
a pounding tool for beating metal. What do you call the tool?
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Q2:An enthusiastic amateur photographer smashed his bag which
contain his cameras into pieces, because he could not take good
photos. How do you express his action?
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A1: hammer(hemmer)    A2:shatter bag (shutterbug)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: A man feels sorry for a physically handicapped man and
helps him by improving his motility. What do you express his
feeling and his job in abbreviation ?
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Q2:If you had body parts which are used for flying and you
could ger a bird that is similar to a duck, what do you call
the parts and your action?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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