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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.207. July 17, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: The representative goes through a small store's gate. What
do you call the gate??
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Q2:When I was in charge of the function of a special wall for
stopping the water in the way without any plan or rule, what
do you call the way i was in charge?
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A1:  deli gate (delegate)   A2: random (ran dam)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: A little child called his mother in a quiet voice that was
difficult to hear clearly. How do you express his action ?
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Q2:God formally ordered a large fish with silver skin and pink
flesh to come to Him. What do you express His action and what
was the fish?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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