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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.210. August 7, 2008.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: There is a man named Sam who is examining the quality of
products of his company.?@He pulls products to his eyes. What
do you call the products that he pulls ?
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Q2:There is a conference for kings to discuss important things.
Each king must pay for a place for putting his car. What do you
call the place each king must pay for?
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A1:  samples (Sam pulls)   A2:parking (per king)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: When you set the long stick upright at the most northern
point on the Earth, what do you call the stick?
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Q2:As there is no tree that was cut down and used for building,
I use a length of a soft white metal that is often used to
cover iron and steel. What do you call the length of the metal?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
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