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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.214. September 4, 2008. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I published a book about autism and emotional development in Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children. I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her country. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: A man who admires nature has two plans for enjoying nature. The first plan (plan one) is to see animals. What does he see in the second plan? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:When you see a nice attractive girl, before you drink a cup of tea, how do you express her attractiveness? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- A1: plants (plan two) A2:pretty (pre-tea) ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: A man with popcorn went to listen to a musical performance. Strangely the popcorn also took a seat and listened. What do you call the musical performance? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:"Dip" has the meaning of going down. When it becomes longer under the water, how do you describe the situation? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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