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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.85. March 16, 2006.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: There are many guests in our party. They are named A, B, C, D and so on.
A guest is outstanding for his size. Who is he?
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Q2:When your broken car is pulled by your pets, what do you call your pets'
   function?
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A1:B-guest(giggest), A2:pet role(petrol)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: I frequently see a child walking in the street. His parents are both dead.
    What do you call the child you see frequently?
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Q2: There ia a test whose color is gray. Students consider it a very, very good
    test. What do they call it?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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