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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.86. March 23, 2006. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: I frequently see a child walking in the street. His parents are both dead. What do you call the child you see frequently? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2: There ia a test whose color is gray. Students consider it a very, very good test. What do they call it? ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- A1: orphan(often), A2:gray test(greatest) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: God ordered all men to live at the left side of the land. But all men removed to the right side. God said to them, "Are you OK?" What is their response? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:The God of all gods firmly ordered the god of rain to rain over the ground. After a while the God of all gods found the ground was dry. How did He express the order to the god of rain? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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