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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.87. March 30, 2006. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: God ordered all men to live at the left side of the land. But all men removed to the right side. God said to them, "Are you OK?" What is their response? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:The God of all gods firmly ordered the god of rain to rain over the ground. After a while the God of all gods found the ground was dry. How did He express the order to the god of rain? ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- A1:"All right" A2:Do rain (drain) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: Ernest Ziegler's son thinks his father's name is very difficult. But he found it was very simple when he called his father by the initial letters. How does the son call his father? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There was a king who was not fat but very lean. He was always pondering about something. How do you describe his action? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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