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Subject: English Puns In Japanese Style. No.90. April 20, 2006. - April20, 2006



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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: When we had a test on the beach, it was a very, very short one. What do
you call the test?
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Q2:When a man who likes fighting shows you two guns with long barrel and you
feel they are trivial things, what do you say about them?
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A1: shore test(shortest)    A2:trifle(two rifle(s))
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: There are many stars in the sky and I name them A, B, C and so on. There
is
a star which I feel like a girl who has the same parents as I. What do I
call
the star.
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Q2:What kind of rain is pouring over the train that is not in the expected
place?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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