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Subject: English Puns In Japanese Style. No.92. May 4, 2006. - May04, 2006



Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1:  When you stand at the entrance of your house which is very large, there
is a furniture in the distance away from you. What is the furniture which is in
 the distance away from you?
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Q2:A man who likes domestic animals very much had a pretty cat. When it died,
he made a floor covering for his car from its fur. How did he call the floor
covering?
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A1:sofa (so far )     A2: car-pet
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: Our unmarried boss is a lady who likes playing tricks and jokes on us.
    How do we call her?
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Q2:There is a large shiny black bird singing on the road. On what part of the
   road is he singing?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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