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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.95. May 25, 2006.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1:  When I put on many many necklaces around the neck and you don't see my
neck, how do you say about my neck condition?
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Q2:Even if you have nothing to eat, when you have a pot and a good chance. you
can eat something. What is it?
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A1: neck-less(necklace)    A2:potluck (pot+luck)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1:  There is a key in a keyhole on a charmed door. If you are predestined
to be able to maintain the good happenings, when you pull the key from the
keyhole, what do you call the action "pulling the key from the keyhole"?
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Q2:When one robs a piece of hard iron from a factory, what do you say about his
action?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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