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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.98. June 15, 2006.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: At the end of the leg, there is the foot. When there is an old, well-known
    story about the foot, what do you call the story?
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Q2:There was a group of ants. There were ten members. They rented a house. What
   do you call these insects?
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A1: legend (leg-end)    A2:tenants(ten-ants)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1:  There are two men, one is living at the foot of a mountain, and the other
is living at the top of the mountain. When you employ the man living at the
top of the mountain for your work, what do you call your action?
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Q2:There is a zoo where we can see various kinds of animals. But we need not
pay the admission fee. While I enjoyed seeing animals, a lion near me roared
and my body became stiff. How do you describe my body condition?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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