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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.99. June 22, 2006. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: There are two men, one is living at the foot of a mountain, and the other is living at the top of the mountain. When you employ the man living at the top of the mountain for your work, what do you call your action? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There is a zoo where we can see various kinds of animals. But we need not pay the admission fee. While I enjoyed seeing animals, a lion near me roared and my body became stiff. How do you describe my body condition? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- A1:hire(higher. living at the higher place) A2:freeze(free zoo) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: When a man explores the unknown area far away from the civilized places and you see the tear on the forward side of the head, what do you call the tear on the forward side of the head in the unknown area? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:If just only one man in the world lends money for people, what do you call the money? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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