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[8] Silva Shado Reviews                             Sarah Haslett
                                            silva_shado@yahoo.com

[Known as Silva Shado on many boards, Sarah is most frequently
found at HeroRealm.com and MightyMiniCon.com.  She is a reviewer,
moderator and columnist for both sites.  At MightyMiniCon, her
column "Under the Radar" looks at those comics that go unnoticed
by the majority of comic book readers.  At HeroRealm, her column
"Independent Forecast," co-written with Juan Gamez, looks at the
non-spandex titles in the current Previews. Most recently, she
started doing web comic reviews for ComicWorldNews.com.  Check
them out around the 15th and 30th of every month.

Metalbox Comics
Written and Illustrated by Andy Chang

Metalbox Comics offers a few all-ages comics that try to relate
to everyone's life crises and experiences. Currently, you can
find the first issues of Add Zero and The Adventures of Sniffy as
well as a preview for Northwood Meadows.

For the full review, go here: http://www.comicworldnews.com/cgi-
bin/index.cgi?column=reviews&page=158


Harry Johnson #2 (of 2)
Writer: Charles Fulp
Penciler: Craig Rouseau
Publisher: Fulp Fiction
Released: 10/27/2004

Prepare yourself for the world's zaniest uncouth sleuth - Harry
Johnson!  This second and final installment of The Case of the
Crabbes is more hilarious than the first issue.

Not wanting to spoil any of the ending, I promise you that
there's lots of action/adventure, sexual as well as non-sexual
humor, big-breasted and scantily-clad women, Nazis and the pink
dildo is a big hit.

Of course, Harry Johnson with the help of Fanny Sellers, Dhalabil
and Amber Gale's Special Forces manage to save the day.
Throughout it all, he's always ready with a sexual quip or ten,
much to the disgust of everyone around him.  But it's those jokes
that make this comic so funny.  This runs along the same lines as
the movies Hot Shot, Airplane and Top Secret.  It also parodies
Indiana Jones, even down to the big boulder chasing the main
hero.  In this case, Harry is sliding down a snowy slope on a
wooden door and is being chased by a growing snowball.

If you haven't picked up the first issue, I highly recommend you
do so.  A comic like this doesn't come by very often and I'm
afraid it might slip into obscurity.  I'm hoping for and looking
forward to another adventure of Harry Johnson, the Uncouth
Sleuth.
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[9] ComiX-Fan Reviews                             Eric J. Moreels
                                            X-Fan Editor-in-Chief
                                             x-fan@bigpond.net.au

From ComiX-Fan:
http://www.comixfan.com/xfan

MYSTIQUE #20
Reviewer: Lia Brown, rook1@sympatico.ca
Quick Rating: Great!
Story Title: Quiet (Part 1 of 5)

The Quiet Man revealed! (or is he...?)

Writer: Sean McKeever
Penciler: Manuel Garcia
Inker: Raul Fernandez
Colourist: Digital Rainbow
Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos
Cover Artist: Mike Mayhew
Assistant Editors: Stephanie Moore & Sean Ryan
Editor: Mike Marts
Chief: Joe Quesada
Publisher: Dan Buckley

This issue kicks off another five-part storyline by Sean
McKeever, and I'm quite impressed. McKeever's debut story arc on
this title was something of a disappointment, but this issue is
considerably better, and I very much enjoyed it. Hopefully the
rest of the arc will be this good.

The issue had a lot of things I enjoyed. It had all the
characters I like best in the series, and frankly, I felt they
were written more in-character here than they were in McKeever's
first storyline. I liked Mystique's brief reference to her
children and lost love Irene; it's bothered me since the series
began that they've scarcely been mentioned, even though they're
very important to the title character. There's also something of
a return to the book's trademark witticisms under Brian K.
Vaughan, and certain characters are genuinely funny. And of
course, there's the reveal of the Quiet Man's identity, a long-
simmering plot in the series.


SPOILERS AHEAD!


We learn that he's actually Steinbeck, the killer of previous
agent Prudence from the first issue, and poor Shortpack learns
this too late. He'd made an alliance with the Quiet Man's lackey
Shepard to get revenge on Steinbeck, not realizing he was being
played. However, there are some hints in the letters column that
all is not as it seems, and I have my suspicions of what's going
on...the way Shortpack has always talked about Prudence makes her
sound far too saintly, and we know she could at least possess
women. Perhaps she gained the ability to take over men? We'll
see.



The benefits Mystique will get from the Quiet Man for doing his
bidding are quite believable, as she herself points out, so it's
a relief to see characters doing things for smart reasons. All
too often it seems that characters in fiction will do or accept
stupid things just to further the plot, presumably for the
convenience of the writer. Mystique is an intelligent character,
and while even clever people do foolish things at times, it's
nice to see her intelligence reflected in the plot. At the same
time, her 'patron' Charles Xavier, who has always disliked her,
is expectedly hard on her and not willing to tolerate dissent. He
sets the plot in motion by forcing her to obey him, and changes
her status quo completely by the end of the issue. It'll be
interesting to see how long this change lasts, and how it affects
her, particularly because it's at the heart of the series' entire
premise!

And finally, I found the characters themselves entertaining and
likable, and am certainly interested in what happens to them.
I've never liked Fantomex before, but he was amusing and well-
used here. His appearance may or may not be a gratuitous cameo
(perhaps depending on if he appears in future issues), but it was
a good one. Even Forge's crankiness was rather funny, and he gets
some good lines to keep the story hopping. Shortpack was less
bitchy ---something that had annoyed me about McKeever's previous
issues--- and his confusion at Shepard's betrayal and the Quiet
Man's final reveal was kind of sad. The cliffhanger is definitely
a good one to make the reader want to come back for more.

I'm also slightly happier with the art in this issue. Manuel
Garcia's male characters still look too similar, which sometimes
causes problems for me in the story; for instance, there's a
tuxedo-clad man in the casino scene that I at first thought was
supposed to be Forge. But no, Forge turns out to be dressed
casually, and is somewhere outside the casino. It's irritating to
be unable to tell some of the characters apart, and I keep hoping
this will be fixed. However, the colouring in the issue has a lot
of lighter tones, making it clearer to understand, and more
pleasant to look at. It's worth noting that there's a different
colourist in this issue than most of the previous ones (I believe
former colourist Matt Milla took over with Vaughan's second
storyline), and whilst I'd be glad to see the previous colourist
return to the book, I'd hope he would take a cue from the lighter
colouring used in this issue.

Overall, I was very impressed with this issue, and felt more
pleased about reading Mystique than I have in a while. The series
had seemingly started to slip in recent months, and this is a
great start for a new story, and hopefully a positive sign for
the book as a whole. With any luck, McKeever's future stories
will continue to capture the same sense of timing and
characterization that made this issue so successful.

ART: 3.5
STORY: 4.5
OVERALL: 4.0
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[10] Multiverse Observer and Explorer Reviews   Paul Dale Roberts
                                                Silhouet98@cs.com

[Paul promotes amateur and professional comic book artwork,
scripts, storylines, and unpublished comic books with a
newsletter called the Peoples' Comic Book Newsletter.  Its
website is at Jazma Comic Book Newsletter Productions at
http://www.jazmaonline.com/    He is also a prominent letter
hack, as anyone who reads comic letter pages would know.  He is
in production of his own self-published comic book called The
Legendary Dark Silhouette and has copyrighted over 600 characters
for his Jazma Universe.]

SPOILER WARNING:
THE FOLLOWING COLUMN MAY REVEAL SIGNIFICANT PORTIONS OF THE PLOTS
OF SOME COMIC BOOKS, OR THE ENTIRE STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Name: Tozzer 2 of 5  Episode II Ate Mile
Publisher: Ablaze Media
Price: $2.95
Written by: Rob Dunlop
Drawn by: Peter Lumby
Contact Information: rob@tozzer.com

Comments:  In this exciting and funny issue you will see Samuel
L. Jackson's character from Pulp Fiction holding onto Yoda of
Star Wars fame.  Well, it's someone that looks like Samuel L.
Jackson holding onto a puppet that resembles Yoda.   You will
even find Michael Jackson and his monkey in this issue and
Michael seems to have lost his nose.   In fact Michael enrolls in
the school, tries to pass himself as 12 and says he will be
sleeping with the other kids.  Remember when kids wore beanies,
this one girl takes the beanie off this one kid and discovers he
is sporting a huge afro with stripes!  Lot of crazy zaniness are
in this comic.  The kids go to school and learn about making
movie magic.    The instructor goes heavy into talking about
Computer Generated Imagery that are done in movies today.   The
kids don't get it though...when the instructor explains about
creating an alien toad, one student says you can shoot it with a
45, while another student thinks he is Jim Henson and wants to
create a latex suit, he quickly forgot about what he learned
about CGI.  While I am busy laughing at one segment of this comic
book, then out of nowhere pops Michael Moore who is interested in
the drug epidemic of the school.  Tony Dork aka Tony Hawk,
International Skateboard Champion makes his appearance and he
comes off quite feminine and faces the repuccussions for his soft
side when a group of kids confront him with some big sticks.   As
the violence is ready to ensue, one of the perpetrators breaks
into rap and can't get his groove on with Tony Dork.    Tozzer is
the Bizarro World that Seinfeld was talking about, a world that
has gone topsy turvy with one hilarious hijinks after another,
you will laugh until you split your pants!

MOE Sidenote:  Walking through the A1 Comics Stargate, I came
across Steve Niles' Horrorcide; Steve Niles' Hyde; The Jack Kirby
Reader Vol. 2.  I haven't had the chance to look over the Steve
Nile's comics or the huge Jack Kirby Reader yet, but I did have a
chance to look over my new purchases and here are some of the
comments I made about them:

Ghost Spy #5:
After reading Ghost Spy #5, it reminded me of what we are
experiencing in Iraq and Afghanistan right now.  Like there is a
battleground of devastation left by Blackeye and Rah, there is
devastation as far as the eye can see in Iraq and Afghanistan and
the war rages on.  People are afraid, when they hear breaking
news that the entire council has been assassinated.  I feel the
same fear, when I hear breaking news from CNN that another ally
hostage has been taken by insurgents and if their demands are not
met, there will be another beheading.  With the explosions that
take place in this story, I was almost shell shock from the
action and battle scenes.  The artwork is tremendously good.
Promises are made to the people, that there city will be rebuilt
and that they will overcome all adversity.  I wonder how many
times the Iraq people heard the same thing?  Excellent story that
has foundation in our own reality!

Jack Staff #6:
I never know what to expect in your comic book and Jack Staff #6
really surprised me!  It's almost Halloween and this was the
perfect issue for this scary holiday.  The reason being is that
Bramble and Son may be vampire hunters, but I have to admit they
gave me the jitters.  Paul Grist, I love your writing and I love
your artwork!  You have some sensational and unique characters!
Sgt. States is a lot like Captain America, but he is still very
unique in his personality and attitude.

PvP #10:
I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.  PvP #10 was absolutely
hilarious!  I can't get enough of the Skull!    Lock the Skull up
in the lab and it doesn't matter, you still get some horendous
humor!  PvP is the bomb!

Michael Turner's Soulfire:
Onyx can be the poster child of fantasy beauty.  The way she
moves through the air with elegance.  Her appearance is
gorgeously distracting, she is a touch of the angelic with a
glance of the demonic.  The artwork in Michael Turner's Soulfire
reminds me of the artwork of Boris Vallejo.  This is fantasy come
to life!

Spawn #139:
I don't know if I would want a talking fly leading me into the
pits of Hell.  Hell is supposed to be a place of forbidding
horror, but I had to admit it looked pleasantly gorgeous.  The
scenes were magnificent and maybe our lady friend was frightened
roaming around Hell, but if it looks that nice I would think it
would be like roaming around the splendor of the Grand Canyon.
Did I tell you the artwork was incredibly awesome?  Seeing
Spawn's alter ego laying up in the hospital with multiple
contrusions looked very realistic.  Spawn #139 like all Spawn
comic books, is simply amazing!

Strangers In Paradise #69
I have only been to Las Vegas once and remember the beauty of Las
Vegas.  But under that beauty lies a blanket of sin.  The sin of
gambling.  The sin of over indulging in alcohol and drugs.  The
sin of sex.  Little Cody should be at Disneyland or Knott's Berry
Farm, but instead he is around the back stages with showgirls.  I
wonder if a little boy should be exposed to such adult
entertainment matters.  Maybe I'm just jealous I wasn't exposed
to showgirls when I was a little boy.  I do have to admit I loved
that slinky costume!  Well, the old saying goes...what happens in
Las Vegas...stays in Las Vegas!

The Ride: 2 for the Road:
After reading The Ride: 2 for the Road, I was stunned by the
intense heavy laced drama.  I remember how in the late 60s and
early 70s it was cool to hitchhike and I would hitchhike all over
Highway #1 in the bay area.  Many hippie types would join me on
the hitch.  Nowadays with stories of the I-5 Killer and the lady
serial killer in Florida, people are leary in picking up
hitchhikers.  There are too many dangers that comes with
hitchhiking.  Either the hitchhiker could be a looney or the
person picking up the hitchhiker could be a looney.  This is a
slap in the face story that brought the realism of the dangers of
hitchhiking into a terrifying perspective!  Great story!

Captain Canuck: Unholy War:
Wow!  Captain Canuck: Unholy War was filled with great
superheroics!  I love the way a superhero uses the ability of
playing possum and then when the bad guy is close, he snatches
him.  You don't see that in many superhero comic book stories.  I
enjoy the personality of Captain Canuck and his costume is right
on the money.  I like the way Captain Canuck remains cool in a
heated situation and thinks out his predictament and tries to
determne the outcome.  The Vancouver Sun has it right...there is
definitely a 'hero at large' and it's Captain Canuck!

Name: Stan Lee's Superhero Christmas
Publisher: A Bryon Preiss Book / Katherine Tegen Books / Imprint
 of HarperCollins Publishers
Price: $15.99
Written by: Stan Lee
Illustrated by: Tim Jessell

Comments:  A few comments from Spider-Man:  "This is an excellent
book for all children.   The Young Protectors is a tight-knit
family group that has saved many lives, I had the honor of
meeting them during a vacation I took in the Grand Canyon.  Here
is a summary of what you will read:  It's the night before
Christmas when suddenly Santa's old nemesis, the evil ice king,
and his terrible ice trolls launch a surprise attack on the North
Pole and capture Santa Claus.  But all is not lost - the powerful
Protector is on his way to save the day!  However, when the
Protector arrives at the North Pole, he too is captured and it's
up to his superhero wife, the Protectress, and their two children,
Carolyn and Robert, to find a way to save Christmas."  In this
exciting children's story, Tim Jessell dazzles the reader with
some incredible artwork.  I was awe struck at the beauty of each
drawing.  You will meet the evil Ice King and his terrible Ice
Trolls.  When they capture Santa - Santa can only wonder how he
will deliver the presents to the children.   The Ice King could
care less, he doesn't like children.  The Protector comes to the
rescue of Santa and is captured by the Ice King.  The Protector's
two children are at his command center and see that Santa and
their father has been captured.  Robert and Carolyn (The
Protector's children) tell their mom.  Their mom becomes the
Protectress and she promises to bring Robert and Carolyn if they
don't say..."are we there yet?"  In the speed of imagination the
Protectress and her two children arrive to save Santa and The
Protector.  She uses her cape to capture the troll's frozen
missiles and throws the missles back at them and they fall like
bowling pins.  Meanwhile the kids are saving Santa by placing
rock salt on the ice cage, melting his prison.  They save both
Santa and their dad and when the kids get back to opening their
Christmas presents at home, they discover that they have their
own superhero outfits and discover that they both have the powers
over the elements. Yep, the kids are mutants!  This family
becomes The Young Protectors!  Give Chuck E. Cheese a break this
Christmas and buy Stan Lee's Superhero Christmas!  Your kids will
love you for this!

MOE Sidenote:  Today as I entered the A1 Comics Stargate, I
encountered the following realities in comic books:  Best Buy
Comics by R. Crumb; Breakdown #1 - Aftermath/DDP; Art Thibert's
Chrono Mechanics; City of Heroes by Blue King Studios; Comicana
#1 by AP Comics; Daisy Kutter - The Last Train by Viper Comics;
Demo #11: Midnight to Six by AIT/Planet Lar; Bo Hampton - The
Legend of Sleepy Hollow; The Losers by Vertigo; Meeednight Pulp
Presents The Lurkers; Metal Gear Solid by IDW; Dean Motter -
Mister X; Tim Sale - Solo by DC Comics; The Razor's Edge:
Warblade; The Witching by Vertigo; Wonderland: Children of the
Future Age; Brian Pulido's Unholy; Sam Kieth - Ojo; Nightjar by
Avatar; Mark Texeira's Pscythe; Ruule - Kiss & Tell by Beckett
Comics; Ghost Spy #5; GI Joe #35; Jack Staff #6; PvP (Player v.
Player) #10; Michael Turner's Soulfire; Spawn #139; The Ride - 2
for the Road; The Grimm Reaper Halloween Special; Brian Pulido's
Gypsy; The Ghouly Boys by SLG; Michael Chabon - The Escapist; Ex
Machina by Wildstorm; The Eyes of Asia by Digital Webbing;
Brodie's Law by Pulp Theatre; Bubba the Redneck Werewolf #6;
Colonia #10 by Colonia Press; Cocopiazo #1 by SLG; Chosen by Dark
Horse Comics; Defex; The New Frontier by DC Comics; Warmageddon
by Digital Webbing; Captain Canuck: Unholy War; Blue Monday by
Oni Press.  While I was at A1 Comics, I picked up the following
cool action figures: Monster Force Lance McGruder (Playmates) and
Ravenshadow by Rising Stars (Palisades/Top Cow).  Multiverse
Observer and Explorer signing off until next time......
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