http://subs.zinester.com/53013 The totally unique pop culture comedy newsletter! Published 2 times each month, 24 issues a year. en http://archives.zinester.com/53013/107686.html?rss=1 NEWS (Hottest Late-Breaking News) September 22, 2006 REALITY TV COOKING SHOW
CONTESTANT DISQUALIFIED IN JHERI CURL ACTIVATOR SABOTAGE PLOT! Chicago, IL---In
a bizarre twist of events, 29 year old Juice Newton was disqualified from the
hit reality tv show, Top Fast Food Chef for adding a forbidden special
ingredient to all of the fast food dishes that he prepared. "In direct
violation of The Fast Food Code of Ethics, Newton added heaping teaspoons of
Jheri Curl Activator to all of his recipes which gave him an unfair advantage
over the other contestants." said Chef Leopold Screwy, owner of Screwy's Chewy
Burgers and Spuds. The restaurant where the competition is being held. Screwy
is also one of the judges of the hit reality tv show competition. For those of
you out there who don't know what Jheri Curl Activator is here's the low-down.
The Jheri Curl was a popular hairstyle in the 1980's worn by African Americans.
By the early 1990's the hairstyle had quickly vanished due to fact that it was
extremely greasy, ultra-flammable, made a jheri curl wearer the laughingstock
of the neighborhood and ruined countless amounts of clothing & furniture. The
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