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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Online Business Opportunities (former Morning Coffree --- Newsletter) 24 December 2006 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 65,000+ subscribers You are receiving this solo ad because you subscribed yourself to Online Business Opportunities Newsletter. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Dear Valued Subscribers, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all of you. It was a pleasure to be together in 2006. I am looking forward to meet you all very soon. Until then a Merry Christmas to You and Yours' May God Bless You and People You Love. Sincerely yours Valerian ---------------------------------------------------------------------- L(©^©)K! >>>>>> CHRISTMAS JOKES <<<<<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Christmas Rules and Regulations for Husbands 1. Getting a personal GIFT for your wife has specific rules, like a size limit on a fish caught in a lake. Here are some that will help keep you out of trouble 2. Buy her something she already has. Then she can exchange it for something she really likes and "you will never know". 3. Avoid sizes. If you have to get her any clothing, get a size or two too small. This translates in her mind as a compliment. 4. If it comes from a store you are comfortable in, get something else. There are no personal items for women in sporting goods, hardware, liquor, or fishing/tackle stores. The possible exception is if you are building that romantic porch swing she has bugged you about for years. In this case, have it finished before Christmas, or you will have to go back into the forest for something else. 5. No plants, flowers, or cards. These are for other occasions, weddings, and deaths. These are interpreted as make-do gifts, such as those things you grab at the last minute at the airport, the gas station, or the check-out stand. 6. The GIFT must personal and impractical. The breadmaker and blender are used by everyone in the house, not just her. It must hers and hers alone. An exception would be an automobile. Compact - yes, Mini-van - no. --- Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! --- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: Please use your own judgment and caution when applying to or for any opportunity that is placed in this Ezine. ------------- If you decide to remove yourself do not reply to this message Just hit the next link 5997-unsubscribe@zinester.com ------------- Thank you very much for reading this message Have a Super Christmas Holyday Valerian |
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