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When I speak about a community I'm thinking to those people coming back to your site from time to time. It's very important for your business to have people coming back. That means they are interested to visit your site because they need something from you. If you want to succeed in what you do, your highest goal is to keep this interest alive. 1. Update your site frequently. Keep your site fresh with new content that will keep users coming back. Forget those free things people can see almost everywhere. I'm talking about writing your own content, or getting other peoples work, if you have their permission of course. May be you should organize a library. From exposure reasons, many writers would love to have their work posted on many websites around the world. 2. Make your site visible in your area. Take a look at specialty search engines for your industry/geography. If you are an Australian marketer, you would want your site listed in all of the major Australian search engines. If your site deals with sport products, you would want to be listed on various sport specific directories. By doing a simple search for "Australian Search Engines" or "Sport Search Engines" on Goggle would show you something. 3. Stay in touch with your community One of the best ways to do this, is to set-up your own e-zine. The e-zine helps build your community, by keeping users coming back to your site. Take care to provide content related to your business like new articles, hints, tricks, links, downloads, contacts, how-tos, etc. You must regularly include what's new within your website and invite people to pay a visit. ?© Copyright 2004 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Valerian Dinca has been around long enough to know what works and what doesn't. 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Thank you --- 101 Cool Tools for webmasters http://SucceedOnlineNews.biz/free/101tools.zip --- FYI ?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?» Probably, like you, I've reviewed and purchased dozens and dozens of ebooks, courses, private sites, etc. etc. Some good. Some really, really awful. Using this service for promoting your business opportunity you will be really impressed with the amount of people that will contact you. You will get back all investment in less than a half day Order Now http://tinyurl.com/fj3l AOL users click here -------- Article #2 : What's Wrong With Your Promotions? ?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?»?«?» (c)Copyright 2004 Larry Johnson How many times have you been frustrated with your promotion efforts online? Let's face it ... most folks working online are amateurs when it comes to promotion. They simply don't come to the internet prepared with the tools, experience and background in advertising and promotion. The learning curve can be pretty steep when it comes to learning to promote effectively. There is a wealth of information and resouces availabe. In fact there are some many helpful sites and resources that it is very easy to become confused with the whole process. Searching the internet for promotion resources provides you with lots of sites and gurus who will promise you the moon in exchange for your hard-earned dollars. Finding a few dependable sites and trusted webmasters who will act as a mentor in your learning process is one good tactic to consider. Personally, I have developed a small group of allies online with whom I can discuss problems, find answers and bounce my ideas off. You will discover that the old adage, "Never get in a hurry to buy or sell.", is still true today. You can easily run out of money buying this and that amazing promotional gimmick, software, service or product. There is plenty to buy online, but there are tons of free resources available too. While the learning curve for learning to promote effectively online is a steep one, you can do it with some determination and with little damage to your pocketbook by being selective in the resources you choose to use. Where will your promotional efforts be one year from now? Will you still be doing the same ol' thing? Or are you now ready to put into practice a plan of action that will bring you some great results? Best of luck with your promotional efforts. Larry -------------------------------------------------------------------------- GET YOUR PROMOTION OFF TO A QUICK START with this free weekly promotional and marketing ezine. You will discover tips and new resources with a "How-to-do-it" approach. 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One of the biggest mistakes you can make, as a small business owner, is forgetting to use good bait in the form of your offers. Whether you use direct mail, a web site or media advertising to market your business, the success of your marketing depends on whether you provide prospects with compelling offers. Your offers motivate prospects and clients to visit your web site, read your marketing materials, contact you and buy your services and products. Without the right offer you won't attract big fish or as many fish as you'd like. What bait are you using to motivate your target market to: - Visit your web site? - Sign up for your free newsletter? - Buy your products and services? How many new prospects per week are your offers attracting? Which Offers Work Best? Your offer needs to be something that your target market wants. You wouldn't use a worm to catch a whale or a safety pin to catch a tuna. Offer your target market something they can't refuse. Everybody likes to get something for free, whether it's an article, guide, ebook, report, consultation, a demonstration, offer of membership or added services. If your offer helps your target market solve a common problem, it will attract more prospects and clients. Whether or not it is free your offer needs to provide value. Prospects will judge the quality of your products and services based on your offer. If you give away a subscription to a newsletter, follow up with useful content and substantive ideas your prospects can use. Give them something that is so good they will want more. Attracting Prospects My target market is service professionals and business owners. I offer a 15 page free marketing guide to prompt people to give me their contact information so I can market to them in the future. My target market, want to attract more clients, want ideas to help them. A 15 page marketing guide is something that tens of thousands of people have found to be irresistible. Each week this simple offer pulls in hundreds of new prospects. You too can come up with an offer to prompt more prospects to contact you. If you're a lawyer you could offer a report on the "The 10 Biggest Legal Mistakes Homeowners Make". If you're a massage therapist you could offer a guide to "5 Ways to Avoid Damaging Back Pain." If you provide an online service, you could offer a free or almost free one-month trial. Clarify Value People buy your products and services based on their perception of value. Whether you are charging five dollars or five thousand, your prospects need to be convinced that the benefits you provide will outweigh the cost. Too often service professionals and business owners rush to quote a price, trying to make the sale before clarifying the value to buyers. To stimulate sales place your offer in the context of your target market's concerns. Once you've clarified how your product or service meets their concerns the value of your offer will be apparent. Use Problem Solving Offers People don't buy your products or services because you've been in the business for decades, or because your ebooks are well written or designed to please the eye. People buy your products and services because they solve a problem. Use Additional Incentives Carefully In their rush to sell their products and services some small business owners offer huge discounts or bundle free services. Discounting and bundling can work but make sure you're not undermining prospects??™ perception of the value of your products and services or your profits. Key Elements of Your Offer Creating a compelling offer is an art and involves blending the following items together to create a sentence or two which will move people to take action, whether it is contacting you or making an immediate purchase. Include the following items to create an offer that helps sell: Name - What you are selling Benefit - The problem it solves Credibility - Why they should buy from you Value - How useful it will be to them Guarantee - Your promise to them Motivation to act - A reason to take advantage of your offer today. If you want to catch big fish, you need good bait. To increase your catch, improve your offers and you'll be reeling in many more new prospects and clients. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The author, Charlie Cook, helps independent professionals and small business owners attract more clients and be more successful. 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