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IN THIS ISSUE



        Top Special Recommendations
        From Editor's desk
        Tips, Tricks & Secrets of Making Money
        Win a Top Sponsor ad
        Article #1 :   Make Bonuses Work for You
        Freebies
        More Tips, Tricks & Secrets of Making Money
        Article #2 : How A Newbie Can Make Money Online
        Links for moms
        Tips, Tricks & Secrets of Making Money
        Competition
        Best Sellers
        Article #3 :  What to Put in Your Autoresponders
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Good Morning Folks,

Morning Cof~Free Newsletter is going out to 6400 readers today!

I would like to welcome all of you,
and Hope a Happy Weekend for Everyone.

The best news is that in three days this newsletter will be three years old.
I want to congratulate you all, old and new, and to thank you for the
opportunity to be together with you. Last October MCF had only
3150 subscribers, now it has a double amount.

The second news is that from now on the name of this newsletter
will be spelled like that: Morning Cof~Free Newsletter.
Thanks to the contribution of my friend Amy Johnson I think
I've succeeded to eliminate the confusion between 'coffree' and 'coffee'.
'Coffree' is not a wrong spelling of 'coffee'. I have invented this word
from
two English words 'coffee' and 'free'. From me, Morning Coffree is a
free newsletter coming very in the morning when you need a coffee,
a kind of free cup of coffee, or coffree, whatever you like.

This Morning Cof~Free issue will start with a coffee recipe, as usual.
Firs, I must confess that an old friend of mine has paid me an unexpected
visit last evening. Of course we've celebrated our meeting and a lot
of memories. As far as I remember we've celebrated and the
Morning Cof~Free Anniversary.

Because this is not very in the morning and because we celebrate
an anniversary, I'll prepare for you today

A Hot Kiss Coffee

Ingredients
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1/2 oz. Cr&#232;me de Menthe (white)
1/2 oz. Cr&#232;me de Cacao (white)
1 oz. Whiskey
6 oz. Hot Coffee

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Pour liqueurs and whiskey into Irish coffee glass. Add coffee
and stir. Top with whipped cream and garnish with a chocolate
covered mint.

Believe me, it's a really hot kiss that wakes you up after
a long night. I already have had it.

I just want to remind that you can publish a coffee recipe in this
section together with a byline related to your business.
To send all above
mailto:valdinca@xnet.ro?subject=My_Coffee_Recipe

Despite of my records, I haven't received any copy of the first
MCF issue.
Under that circumstances, on 14 October - the Anniversary day -
I'll send you a mini edition of MCF. Please send your 5 line ads
- nothing illegal - to mailto valdinca@xnet.ro?subject=14_October
together with the oldest copy of MCF you have. The oldest 10
issues will receive a free advertising in Anniversary issue.
Please do not fill my mailbox with last week issue or other recent.
Try to think what an old issue could mean.

Now, grab this amazing and delicious beverage, a piece of
'something' you have prepared and choose your most
comfortable recliner.

Your Morning Coffree is Coming.
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Tips, Tricks and Secrets for Making Money and much more ...

Enjoy your life !
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ARTICLE  #1 :  Make Bonuses Work for You
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If you're going to sell a product online, ask yourself if you give
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to buy from you.

To create a high-perceived value and to make your offer more
exciting, you have a powerful tool at your disposal: Add Bonuses.

Despite of  the fact that bonuses are the last items prospects will see,
they're going to stick in their mind and create the desire to buy.

Here are 5 tips to make bonuses work for you:

1. Choose bonuses compatible with your product.
Do not offer a bunch of bonuses at random.
With only 2-3 closely related bonuses, you may improve the
quality of your product ,and make your offer more attractive.

2. Go into detail about every bonus.
Spend some time telling them why they need it and how every
feature adds more power to the main product.

3. Don't consider bonuses as a second part of your offer.
I've seen in almost every place that people list the main product
in first position and add a special section named 'bonuses'.
My opinion is that this way the customer gets the impression that
he receives some valueless things just to have a full bag.

4. Show that your offer is unique.
Let people see that your product and bonuses altogether
differentiate your offer from the others that may be similar.

5. Use words that capture the reader's interest.
Take care to engage your reader from your headline to your close.
Use words your prospects don't expect to see. They make the
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by: Martin Sim

Newbie to the internet can make money on the internet if they follow
what is listed below:-

1) Willing to learn
Knowledge is power, especially in internet where things are changing so
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things that won't grow your knowledge.

2) Consistent
You must consistently keeping up the habit of learning to grow your mind.
This is the place where it can make you rich or the other way round.

3) Persistent
Once you have learned enough to get you started on something that can
make money online, promote it consistenly and persistently as these two
virtues will  bring wealth to you.

4) Products
When looking for opportunity, look for reputable site that can really
help you to make money online. Don't go for get rich quick or do
nothing but will get something site. There is no free lunch in this world.
The best products are those that you can let people get it immediately.

5) More Money And More Free Time
If you want to have more money and free time, you must work for it
consistently and persistently with the right opportunity until you reach
success.Winner will  never quit until they are successful.

6) Right Approach
You must have a right approach and strategy to promote your business
that can make you rich. Many good opportunities on the internet will
teach you that.

7) System
Get on an automated system that can save you time and do the works
for you automatically. You will feel bored and tire if you don't automate
your business on internet

8) Marketing
No matter how good is your business, if you don't know how to market
it, you won't make money. Established companies can use part of their
profit to advertise,but for beginner this is not possible because oif lack
of
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advertise for free. It's important if you want to do this, you must automate
the process.

9) List of names
You are selling your products to people. That means you need to have
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products.  Otherwise no sale means no money.
The question is how to get the list of names.
One solution is you can purchase lists from reliable website or you can do
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by Kevin Nunley

Free autoresponders are everywhere. And we've all heard about
how they are a powerful tool for giving you follow-up selling
with no effort. After all, most customers won't buy the first
time. They only buy when you remind them to buy

Try writing an information "article" to put in your autoresponder.
I put article in quotations because it doesn't have to be anything
like a regular article. One man does well with a series of top 10
lists. Top ten ways to get on search engines; top ten ways to get
visitors to your order form. It could just as easily be Top Ten
Ways to Improve The Look of Your Yard.

They key is to zero in on a specific, precise audience of people
who are deeply interested in a particular issue.

Your autoresponder article can simply offer news about a new
project or service. Explain why you developed it, how it works,
quote folks who are using it, what benefit it brings, and how
the autoresponder reader can get a special deal.

Courses are also good. People love to get a seven lesson course on
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day, or even once a week. This can keep you on their mind for days,
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A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,
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Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relent
less world-class practical joker, sitting at his bedside.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
"Don't worry,everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates
filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious,
I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself,
"Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation,
"Wellwhat did you name them?" The brother replied,
"I named the little girl Denise." The husband,relieved, said,
"That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"
The brother replied,  "Denephew."

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Bambi and Cathy, two beautiful, buxom, blondes, are waiting at a bus
stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, Cathy leans inside and
asks the driver,
"Will this bus take me to the Westside Pavilion Shopping Mall?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry."
At this point Bambi leans inside, smiles and twitters, and asks,
"Will it take ME?"

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During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor
was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he
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themselves, he asked a student,
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