Publisher's Desk...
Good morning to everyone. I hope this finds you well and rested. I know many
of you have had some serious health concerns. Some of you are recovering from
surgery or have family members who are. Lord knows, this takes a toll on us.
Please know I have been thinking of all the a2z family and pray everyone gets
back into the swing of things. Speaking of which, I return to work today.
Considering the type of work I do and the decision-making responsibilities
required, I will "tough it out" today with my abscessed wisdom tooth...no pain
killers. Oh, I will be armed with my trusty over-the-counter pain reliever and
oral gel, but you know as well as me...it is going to be a rough one. Well, it
is only 12 hours, lol.
We have a super issue today thanks to so many of you and your generous
submissions. We have recipes to make your mouth water and some funny materials
to make your mouth smile. Even this mouth did the upturn while preparing
it. I hope you enjoy what has been offered and find something to keep and share
with others. Sharing is what A to Z Recipes is all about. See you tomorrow.
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Ramblings...
For People Over 40
Shared by Richard K., Bradenton, FL
A computer was something on TV
From a science-fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch Floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.
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Did You Know?...
Great Idea for Bagel Lovers
Shared by Treva, NC
Want something different on your bagel? Try this:
Chocolate Cream Cheese Spread
1/3 c Heavy cream
2 oz Semisweet chocolate; cut up
8 oz Cream cheese; softened
1 ts Grated orange zest
Melt cream and chocolate. Cool to lukewarm. Beat cream cheese until smooth. Beat
in chocolate mixture until light and fluffy (2 mins.) Stir in orange zest.
Refrigerate until firm.
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The Mail Box...
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Hi Maggie,
I am a new subscriber and I just want to thank you for your great publication. I
enjoy all of it and it has been such a wonderful find for me each morning as I
am recuperating from surgery. I am a recipe collector for over 60 years and
still want to make most of what I find now. I love the ???Ramblings??? and feel as
though we are chatting over morning coffee when I read your opening greetings.
Many thanks to all who provide, and contribute to, this great site.
Lillian, FL
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Discussion Forum
A to Z Recipes Family Reunion Plans
My family is planning a road trip in late June and I'd love to meet some of you along the way. We will be driving to Florida (from the Houston, Texas area). We had wanted to take this trip last year and could not afford to (not that we can now, lol). Unfortunately, the person my children most wanted to see for the first time in their lives, their paternal grandfather, died a few weeks ago. I'd like to ensure that they see the remaining relatives while all enjoy good health. If you live near one of these cities, maybe some of us can finally meet, face to face.
How about a cup of coffee? Great! Let's meet! Here is my schedule for when and where I will be:
-Wednesday morning, June 23rd, Biloxi, MS
-Saturday morning, June 26th, Orlando, FL
-Tuesday morning, June 29th, New Orleans, LA
If you'd like to discuss this, make plans, offer some feedback, help me decide exactly where in each city to meet, you may do it right here and now.
I look forward to meeting with each of you and perhaps hearing what you have to say about us meeting in YOUR area next.
What about a catered affair one day? WOW!!!
Come on, folks. Let's chat...
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Next Monthly Theme...
Fire Up That Grill!
What a perfect June theme topic. Yes, in most parts of the a2z world, the weather will be conducive to that all-time favorite type of cooking: outside on the grill. And, in honor of fathers everywhere, what better way to please his palate than stock up on some great recipes for him to prepare? Dads are not always the first to rush into the kitchen after a hard day at work and prepare dinner. But, on weekends when everyone is relaxed, he will fire up that grill and cook. It would be particularly nice of you were able to share some recipes your special dad actually uses, but also great if you simply want to send along some for all of us to enjoy. Your submissions can also include side dish recipes that are accompaniments to your favorite grilling recipes. Let's have a great June theme
by sending in some favorites today for when you Fire Up That Grill!
Note: Because the American holiday of Memorial Day is on May 31st and an ideal time to use your theme recipes, we will post the June theme while still in the month of May. And, we normally ask that only two recipes be submitted for theme issues. Because you may have some tasty side dishes for this theme, you may send those along with your two entree submissions. Ready, set, get firing!
A to Z Recipes continues with its popular Theme Issues. We will share theme recipes and post them on the first Sunday of each month. Send your recipes no later than the last Friday of each month to have them posted in the next monthly theme issue. You may send in TWO of your favorite theme recipes (plus side dishes) and in ONE email. If the number of recipes exceeds those needed in the issue, the publisher will post as many from every submitter as possible and save the remaining recipes for the following Sundays of that month. The rules for recipe submissions for the monthly theme issues are the same as ALL recipes submitted for posting.
The rules are as follows:
As a service to your fellow readers, please send only recipes that are in a form that others could easily copy and save for their own use. Recipes that would require a lot of editing or cleaning up or use non-standard measurements should not be submitted. Recipes without a name and location of sender may NOT be posted or posted without any credit given. There will be NO recipes posted that are from other recipe-zines. A to Z Recipes protects the privacy of its readers and does NOT publish email addresses. There will be no exceptions.
The deadline for June's theme issue is Friday, May 28th.
Theme recipes must have subject: "Fire Up That Grill!" and will be posted on Sunday, May 30th.
As usual, only recipes are to be sent to: A to Z Recipes Inbox
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Crazy Corner...
"Bad Word" alert!
This joke contains a "bad word" so continue with
caution!
Lifesavers
Shared by Vicki, FL
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using
a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked
them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange......orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the
taste.
"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes
call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God!
They're assholes!"
PMS
Shared by Julie, TX
1. ? Pass My
Shotgun
2. ? Psychotic
Mood Shift
3. ? Perpetual
Munching Spree
4. ? Puffy Mid-
Section
5. ? People Make
me Sick
6. ? Provide Me
with Sweets
7. ? Pardon My
Sobbing
8. ? Pimples May
Surface
9. ? Pass My
Sweatpants
10. Pissy
Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men
Suck
12. Pack My
Stuff
...and my favorite one....
13. Potential Murder
Suspect
YOU'VE WORKED FOR THE POLICE
DEPARTMENT TOO LONG WHEN:
Shared by Richard, Bradenton, FL
You have the bladder capacity of three people.
You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm.
Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change.
You've asked Santa for an automatic weapon.
You request a criminal history on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
You own Kevlar underwear.
You find humor in other's stupidity.
You believe in aerial spraying of PROZAC.
You buy black leather for reasons other than home entertainment.
You know "GOING POSTAL" doesn't mean mailing a letter.
You believe that "ugly in public" should be grounds for arrest.
You believe that some people should have to get a permit to reproduce.
You fear the outcome if someone comments, "Boy it sure is quiet."
You own at least five pairs of mirrored glasses.
You've ever wanted to fence off part of your city and turn it into a prison.
You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict.
You have ever had to put the caller on hold before you started laughing.
You wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide, get it right the first time."
You have ever heard a Sergeant say, "Who's in charge of this mess, anyway."
You paid more for your sidearm than you did for your car.
It occurs to you that you are policing "The Twilight Zone."
You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.
You refer to your work as "collecting garbage."
You think of politicians, lawyers and disease causing bacteria as the same life
form.
You think that if you weren't meant to drive fast, they wouldn't have given you
a car with lights and sirens.
You believe it's not a good death unless it causes overtime.
You haven't seen it all - just all the sick parts.
You have trouble differentiating between counsel and client.
You believe that everyone's IQ drops by 50% when they get behind the wheel of a
car.
You know that Miranda wasn't a dancer.
You don't see daylight from November to May.
People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room, because they think
it's funny and original.
You believe strongly in involuntary sterilization.
You believe in a "public stupidity" law, for those cases where nothing else
fits.
You are beginning to like the smell of pepper spray in the evening air.
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BUTTERNUT SQUASH BAKED WITH TOMATOES AND CHEESE
~Submitted by Janette, Ontario, Canada
2 pounds butternut squash
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons oil
8 green onions, sliced
4 tomatoes, peeled, chopped
1/2 teaspoon thyme
4 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, grated (1 cup)
salt and pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
Peel squash. Cut in half & remove seeds and pith. Slice into bite-sized pieces,
about 1/4" thick.
In heavy skillet, over medium to medium-high heat, saute squash slices in butter
and oil until lightly browned. Salt & pepper to taste, then transfer to a
buttered, shallow baking dish (8x10).
In same skillet, over reduced heat, gently saute onions until soft, adding a
little more butter and oil if necessary. Add a dash more of salt & pepper, &
spoon over squash.
Peel tomatoes, seed and chop. Place in same skillet, seasoning with 1/2 tsp.
thyme and salt & pepper to taste. Cook briskly over med. heat, stirring from
time to time, until soft & thickened, with no excess liquid, about 10 min.
Spoon tomatoes over onions and squash. Top with cheese. Bake uncovered 30
minutes. Increase heat to 425 and bake another 5 to 10 minutes until cheese just
begins to brown.
Makes 6 servings.
WHITE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE PARFAITS
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photo!)
~Submitted by Treva, NC
Source: cookingvillage.com
Want a showstopper to top off your brunch or dinner? Prepare this simple yet
elegant dessert. The layers of fresh strawberry sauce and white chocolate mousse
are not only delicious but absolutely beautiful!
1 & 1/2 pints strawberries
1/4 cup sugar
1 1/2 tablespoons cherry-flavored liqueur (optional)
1 teaspoon lemon juice
6 squares (6 ounces) white chocolate, coarsely chopped
1 cup heavy cream
1. For sauce: Slice about 3/4 pint strawberries; set aside. In a food processor
or blender, whirl remaining strawberries and sugar until pureed. Transfer puree
to a small saucepan and add sliced berries. Bring mixture to a boil over medium
heat, stirring often; boil for 2 minutes. Remove pan from heat and stir in
liqueur and lemon juice. Transfer to a small bowl and set aside to cool,
stirring occasionally. Cover bowl and refrigerate until cold, about 1 hour.
2. Meanwhile, for mousse: In double boiler, melt chocolate with 1/4 cup cream,
stir until smooth. Remove pan from above water and let stand until cool and
thick, stirring occasionally, about 30 minutes.
3. In a small bowl, with a mixer on medium-high speed, beat remaining 3/4 cup
cream until stiff peaks form. Fold about 1/4 of whipped cream into cooled
chocolate mixture. Then fold in the remaining whipped cream.
4. To assemble parfaits, divide 1/2 of strawberry sauce among 4 parfait glasses.
Spoon 1/2 of mousse on top. Repeat with remaining sauce and mousse. Serve right
away or refrigerate for up to 1 hour before serving.
Per Serving: 531 Cal.; 5g Protein; 36g Fat; 47g Carb.; 70mg Sodium; 97mg Chol.;
3g Fiber.
Makes 4 servings
Tip:
For a special garnish, use a vegetable peeler to scrape tight curls from a
1-ounce square of white chocolate (at room temperature). Scatter curls on top of
parfaits; add mint leaves.
GOBBLEDY GOOK STEW
~Submitted by Patti, NM
2 lbs hamburger
3 large cloves garlic, diced
2 medium onions, diced
3 large potatoes, diced
2--15 oz cans tomato sauce
1--16 oz can stewed tomatoes, drained and sliced
1 large bell pepper, diced
1/2 tsp salt
2 beef bouillon cubes
5 green onions, cut in 1/2--1 inch long pieces
1/2 tsp pepper
2--2-1/2 TBSP chili powder (for mild, add more for hot)
4-6 dashes Louisiana hot sauce
1/4 C Worcestershire sauce
1/8 C Teriyaki sauce
Optional Ingredients: Okra, corn, green beans, carrots, etc. If you add these,
you may need more liquid.
Brown hamburger, onions (not the green ones!), and garlic with the salt and
pepper. Stir in tomatoes, tomato sauce, chili powder, potatoes, hot sauce,
Worcestershire, Teriyaki, and bouillon cubes. Cook, covered, in electric wok or
large pan at 300* until potatoes start to get tender. Stir often to make sure it
doesn't burn. Add bell peppers, green onions, and any other vegetables you wish
to add. Cover and cook another 20-25 minutes. Makes lots!!!
WILD RICE AND HAM STEW
~Submitted by Jessica, Corfu, Greece
1/2 lb. wild rice
3 c. water
3 tbsp. margarine
1/2 c. chopped onion
1 1/2 c. thinly sliced carrots
1 12 c. thinly sliced celery
1/2 lb. diced lean ham (turkey is good, too)
1 qt. water
2 tbsp. chicken bouillon
1 1/2 c. Half and Half
3 tbsp. cornstarch
1/4 c. water
Heat rice and 3 cups water in medium saucepan to boiling, stirring occasionally.
Reduce heat to simmer, cover and cook 40 minutes. Cut up vegetables and ham.
Remove rice from heat and drain in colander. In large saucepan or Dutch oven,
melt butter over medium heat.
Saute vegetables and ham until crisp tender, about 15 minutes.
Meanwhile, heat 1 quart water, stir in chicken bouillon and boil. When vegetables are tender, pour in chicken broth and drained rice. Turn heat to low. Pour in Half and Half in a thin stream while stirring. Blend cornstarch and
1/4 cup water until smooth. Add in thin stream to stew, stirring constantly until thickened.
Serve with buttered toast.
8 servings of 1 1/2 cups per serving.
DATE-NUT BREAD
~Submitted by Larry Holmes, Ontario, Canada
1 cup boiling water
1 ?? teaspoons baking soda
1 cup each raisins and chopped dates
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups flour
1 cup chopped walnuts
Add water and soda to raisins and dates in bowl; let cool. In second bowl, beat
eggs, sugar and vanilla until well blended. Stir in flour alternately with
cooled fruit mixture just until blended. Stir in nuts. Turn into 2 well-greased
7x3-inch loaf pans. Bake in preheated 325?° F. oven 60 to 70 minutes or until
pick inserted into center comes out moist-clean. Cool in pan on rack 15 minutes;
remove from pan; cool completely. Wrap airtight; store overnight before serving.
Makes 2 loaves.
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Heart Healthy...
LOW FAT WATERGATE SALAD
~Submitted by Treva, NC
Source: Kraft Kitchens
1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Fat Free Sugar Free Instant
Reduced Calorie Pudding & Pie Filling
1 can (8 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained
1 container (8 oz.) BREYERS Vanilla Lowfat Yogurt
2-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP FREE Whipped Topping, divided
STIR pudding mix, pineapple with juice and yogurt in large bowl until well
blended. Gently stir in 2 cups of the whipped topping; cover. REFRIGERATE 1 hour
or until ready to serve. TOP each serving with 1 Tbsp. of the remaining whipped
topping.
Makes: 8 servings, 1/2 cup each
KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS: How To Thaw COOL WHIP Whipped Topping: Place unopened tub
in refrigerator. An 8-oz. tub will be completely thawed in 4 hours. Do not thaw
in microwave.
Nutrition (per serving): Calories 100, Total fat 1.5 g, Saturated fat 1.5 g,
Cholesterol 5 mg, Sodium 190 mg, Carbohydrate 20 g, Dietary fiber 0 g, Sugars 12
g, Protein 2 g
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For Two...
CHEESE ENCHILADAS
~Submitted by Jean, Syracuse, NY
Source: Cooking For 1 Or 2
----- For 1-----
1 Tbs. Oil 2 Tortillas
2 Tbs. Chopped Onion
?? Clove Garlic, Crushed
?? Cup Tomato Sauce,
1/8 Tsp. Cumin
1/8 Tsp. Chili Powder
Salt And Pepper
1 Cup Grated Cheddar Cheese
1 Hard-Cooked Egg, Chopped
1 Green Onion, Sliced
1/4 Cup Sliced Ripe Olives
-----For 2-----
2 Tbs. Oil
4 Tortillas
1/4 Cup Chopped Onion
1 Clove Garlic, Crushed
1 Cup Tomato Sauce,
1/4 Tsp. Cumin
1/4 Tsp. Chili Powder
Salt And Pepper
2 Cups Grated Cheddar Cheese
2 Hard-Cooked Egg, Chopped
2 Green Onion, Sliced
?? Cup Sliced Ripe Olives
Heat Oil In A Pan Over Medium-High Heat. Fry Tortillas Lightly On Both Sides.
Place On Paper Towels To Drain. Reduce Heat To Medium-Low. Saut?© Onion And
Garlic In Remaining Oil Until Tender. Add Tomato Sauce And Seasonings. Stir
Until Mixture Is Heated Through. Dip Tortillas In Sauce. Combine Half Of Cheese,
Egg, Onion And Olives In A Mixing Bowl. Divide Mixture Among Tortillas And Fill.
Roll Tortillas To Enclose Filling And Place In A Lightly Greased Baking Dish.
Top With Remaining Sauce And Cheese. Bake In A 350-Degree Oven For 15 Minutes Or
Until Hot And Bubbly.
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Publisher's Choice...
PECAN-CRUSTED SWEET POTATO PIE
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1 (9-inch) unbaked Cream Cheese Piecrust*
1 1/2 cups mashed cooked sweet potato (about 3/4 pound)
1/3 cup packed dark brown sugar
3 Tbsp. evaporated fat-free milk
3/4 tsp. pumpkin-pie spice
1/4 tsp. salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar
1/2 cup light-colored corn syrup
2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/8 tsp. salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup chopped pecans
Prepare Cream Cheese Piecrust* in a 9-inch pie plate; set aside. Preheat
oven to 350?° F. Combine sweet potato and next 5 ingredients (sweet potato
through 1 egg) in a food processor and process until smooth. Spoon mixture into
prepared crust. Combine 1/2 cup brown sugar and next 5 ingredients (1/2 cup
brown sugar through 1 egg); stir well with a whisk. Stir in pecans. Pour pecan
mixture over sweet potato mixture. Bake at 350?° F for 1 hour or until almost
set; shield edges of piecrust with foil after 20 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.
Makes 10 servings (serving size: 1 wedge). Nutritional values per serving: 322
calories (25 percent from fat), 8.9g fat (2.7g sat, 4g mono, 1.4g poly), 4.9g
protein, 56.1g carbohydrate, 2.2g fiber, 75mg cholesterol, 1.6mg iron, 248mg
sodium and 65mg calcium.
Source: Cooking Light magazine
Cream Cheese Piecrust*
*This is a great recipe but NOT the one referred to in the above recipe. One
must be a subscriber to Cooking Light magazine, and I am not. Therefore the
nutritional values will differ when using this recipe versus theirs.
Ingredients:
3 oz cream cheese (not reduced fat) at room temperature
6 tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp salt
Directions:
Mix the cream cheese and butter in a medium bowl with a hand held mixer on low
speed. Add the flour, sugar, and salt and mix just until the dough clumps
together. (The dough may look crumbly, but it will hold together when pressed.)
Gather into a thick disk, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least an
hour. If the dough is refrigerated longer than 1 hour and becomes firm, let
stand at room temperature for 10 minutes before rolling out.