Publisher's Desk...
Good morning. The weather here has been really bad with heavy rains and
flooding. A community near here had a dam break causing severe damage to many
homes (sadly most of those home owners are not covered by flood insurance). When
we think of ways to save money for our family's daily needs, often certain
insurance is determined as a way. Just like my decision to cut corners by not
having adequate dental insurance, perhaps? It can take only one incident where
coverage is needed to make us change priorities, doesn't it? Say a prayer for
families everywhere who not only have suffered the results of disaster but
also those finding themselves having to cope without financial assistance.
Speaking of coping...my recent dental woes seem to be improving as I feel better
today than I have in over a week. I was only able to work half of my shift
yesterday but going home caused no one else hardship as we had adequate manpower
to cover my leaving. I've had a lot of emails offering support and suggestions
which I appreciate very much. Never doubt the power of our a2z family, folks.
There are so many here who care for one another and are even willing to roll up
their sleeves to help. I feel so fortunate for your kindness.
Today's issue is a keeper. From great recipes, helpful tips, and downright
hilarious goodies in our Crazy Corner, you will find a lot to savor here.
My thanks to all who helped make it possible. And, even if your weather, like
ours here in Texas, does not make you want to fire up that grill, please
remember to send along your recipe favorites for our monthly theme. We have
received a few already that actually tempt me to don a raincoat and get cooking,
lol. Have a wonderful day and a super weekend. We'll see you here tomorrow for
another daily dose of A to Z Recipes.
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Ramblings...
Will Rogers
Shared by Pam H., Swanton, OH
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was quite
possibly the greatest political sage this country has ever known. He'll be long
remembered for many things including the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your
pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading. Those who learn by
observation. And those who have to pee on the electric fence and find out for
themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When
you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads
weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such
a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you are old.
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Did You Know?...
Never Fail Rib Roast
Shared by Anita, Battle Ground, WA
Recipe works for any size roast as long as it's a standing rib with bone in.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Roast should be at room temperature, so be sure it
is defrosted and out of refrigerator at least 3 hours.
1. Rub roast with white pepper; place in oven 1 hour. ... then turn off heat
...... tape door shut with sign ...... DO NOT OPEN DOOR! ........
2. 1-1/2 hours before serving, turn oven to 300 degrees for 50 minutes. Remove
roast from oven; allow to sit 30 minutes before carving ............. Do initial
hour of roasting in morning; finish up 2 hours before serving time.
Today is May 14, 2004
Did you know on this day in...
1948 The State of Israel officially came into being
1796 Jenner tests smallpox vaccine
1804 Lewis and Clark depart
1904 First American Olympiad
1973 Skylab launched
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The Mail Box...
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Discussion Forum
A to Z Recipes Family Reunion Plans
My family is planning a road trip in late June and I'd love to meet some of you along the way. We will be driving to Florida (from the Houston, Texas area). We had wanted to take this trip last year and could not afford to (not that we can now, lol). Unfortunately, the person my children most wanted to see for the first time in their lives, their paternal grandfather, died a few weeks ago. I'd like to ensure that they see the remaining relatives while all enjoy good health. If you live near one of these cities, maybe some of us can finally meet, face to face.
How about a cup of coffee? Great! Let's meet! Here is my schedule for when and where I will be:
-Wednesday morning, June 23rd, Biloxi, MS
-Saturday morning, June 26th, Orlando, FL
-Tuesday morning, June 29th, New Orleans, LA
If you'd like to discuss this, make plans, offer some feedback, help me decide exactly where in each city to meet, you may do it right here and now.
I look forward to meeting with each of you and perhaps hearing what you have to say about us meeting in YOUR area next.
What about a catered affair one day? WOW!!!
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Next Monthly Theme...
Fire Up That Grill!
What a perfect June theme topic. Yes, in most parts of the a2z world, the weather will be conducive to that all-time favorite type of cooking: outside on the grill. And, in honor of fathers everywhere, what better way to please his palate than stock up on some great recipes for him to prepare? Dads are not always the first to rush into the kitchen after a hard day at work and prepare dinner. But, on weekends when everyone is relaxed, he will fire up that grill and cook. It would be particularly nice of you were able to share some recipes your special dad actually uses, but also great if you simply want to send along some for all of us to enjoy. Your submissions can also include side dish recipes that are accompaniments to your favorite grilling recipes. Let's have a great June theme
by sending in some favorites today for when you Fire Up That Grill!
Note: Because the American holiday of Memorial Day is on May 31st and an ideal time to use your theme recipes, we will post the June theme while still in the month of May. And, we normally ask that only two recipes be submitted for theme issues. Because you may have some tasty side dishes for this theme, you may send those along with your two entree submissions. Ready, set, get firing!
A to Z Recipes continues with its popular Theme Issues. We will share theme recipes and post them on the first Sunday of each month. Send your recipes no later than the last Friday of each month to have them posted in the next monthly theme issue. You may send in TWO of your favorite theme recipes (plus side dishes) and in ONE email. If the number of recipes exceeds those needed in the issue, the publisher will post as many from every submitter as possible and save the remaining recipes for the following Sundays of that month. The rules for recipe submissions for the monthly theme issues are the same as ALL recipes submitted for posting.
The rules are as follows:
As a service to your fellow readers, please send only recipes that are in a form that others could easily copy and save for their own use. Recipes that would require a lot of editing or cleaning up or use non-standard measurements should not be submitted. Recipes without a name and location of sender may NOT be posted or posted without any credit given. There will be NO recipes posted that are from other recipe-zines. A to Z Recipes protects the privacy of its readers and does NOT publish email addresses. There will be no exceptions.
The deadline for June's theme issue is Friday, May 28th.
Theme recipes must have subject: "Fire Up That Grill!" and will be posted on Sunday, May 30th.
As usual, only recipes are to be sent to: A to Z Recipes Inbox
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Crazy Corner...
Bilingual
Shared by Judy, MI
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
"Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict
requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle
course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in
record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
This is fun. Enjoy.
Shared by Mary Jane, Stockton, CA
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The
average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is old cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha
you can't resist passing it on.
?
From Joan in Savona, BC
A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting
t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are some of the better
ones.
- I child proofed my house, but they still get in.
- On the front: 60 is not old. On the back: If you're a tree.
- I'm still hot ... It just comes in flashes.
- At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
- My reality check just bounced.
- Life is short, make fun of it.
- I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
- Physically pffffffft!
- Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
- It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
-We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
- My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
- Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
- Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
- Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies
at your funeral.
- In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
- Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you always know
they're there.
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CHICKEN GUMBO
~Submitted by Patti, NM
1/2 C chopped green pepper
1/2 C chopped onion
2 TBSP butter or margarine
4 C chicken broth
1--20 oz can stewed tomatoes, cut up
1 bay leaf
1--10 oz pkg frozen okra
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp sweet basil
2 tsp sugar
1 TBSP minced parsley
2 C chopped cooked chicken
Saut?© bell pepper and onion in butter or margarine until soft. Add chicken
broth. Stir in tomatoes, bay leaf, and okra. After this, don't stir any more
than you have to. Simmer 15 minutes. Add remaining ingredients. Heat thoroughly
and serve over hot cooked rice or noodles.
PEANUT BUTTER SNACK BARS
~Submitted by Treva, NC
1 /2 cup butter
4 tablespoons creamy peanut butter
1 /2 cup honey
2 /3 cup brown sugar
6 cups Rice Krispies cereal
1 (12-ounce) bag of milk chocolate chips
2 /3 cup creamy peanut butter
Spray a 9x13-inch baking dish with non-stick cooking spray and set aside.
In a large saucepan melt the butter, 4 tablespoons of peanut butter, honey and
brown sugar over low heat, stirring until smooth. Remove from heat.
Add Rice Krispies cereal and stir until well coated. Spread mixture evenly in
the baking dish and let cool for about 20 to 30 minutes.
In a small saucepan melt the chocolate chips; add the remaining 2/3 cup of
peanut butter and stir until smooth.
Spread evenly over the cereal mixture. Chill until firm. Cut into bars to serve.
Store in airtight container in refrigerator.
Yields 2 to 3 dozen.
CREAMY SQUASH CASSEROLE
Makes 12 servings
~Submitted by Pat, Auburn, WA
2 pounds acorn or butternut squash
1 can (10-3/4 oz.) condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted
1 cup (8 oz.) sour cream
1/3 cup butter or margarine, melted
2 medium carrots, shredded
1/2 cup finely chopped onion
2-1/4 cups herb-seasoned stuffing mix, divided
Directions:
Cut squash in half; remove and discard peel and seeds. Cut squash into 1/2-inch
cubes.; cook in a small amount of water for 3 minutes; drain and set aside.
In a bowl, combine soup, sour cream, butter, carrots and onion; stir in 2 cups
of stuffing mix. Fold in squash.
Transfer mixture to a greased 11 x 7 x 2 baking dish. Sprinkle with remaining
stuffing mix. Bake uncovered, at 350 degrees F for 25 minutes or until squash is
tender.
STRAWBERRY RHUBARB LEMONADE
Makes about 6 servings
~Submtted by Jean, Syracuse, NY
Ingredients:
3 1/2 cups water
1/2 pound rhubarb, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces (about 2 cups)
3/4 cup sugar, or to taste
Two 3-inch strips of lemon zest removed with a vegetable peeler, plus additional
for garnish
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups sliced strawberries
1 cup fresh lemon juice
Preparation:
In a saucepan stir together the water, the rhubarb, the sugar, 2 strips of the
zest and the vanilla, bring the mixture to a boil, stirring until the sugar is
dissolved and simmer it, covered, for 8 minutes.
Stir in 1 cup of the strawberries and boil the mixture, covered, for 2 minutes.
Let the mixture cool and strain it through a coarse sieve set over a pitcher,
pressing hard on the solids.
Stir in the remaining 1 cup strawberries and the lemon juice, divide the
lemonade among stemmed glasses filled with ice cubes and garnish each glass with
some of the additional zest.
CORN BREAD ROUNDS
~Submitted by Larry Holmes, Ontario, Canada
1 cup soured milk*
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
Position rack in lower third of oven and preheat to 450?° F. Butter 11 x 17-inch
shallow baking pan.
Mix soured milk and soda in small bowl. Combine flour, cornmeal and salt in
processor or blender and mix well. With machine running pour in soured milk,
then add eggs and melted butter, blending until just combined. Pour batter into
prepared pan, smoothing top. Bake until bread shrinks away from sides of pan and
springs back when lightly touched, 10 to 14 minutes. Transfer to rack and cool
in pan. Cut bread into eight 4-inch rounds and eight 2-inch rounds.
*To sour milk, pour 2 tablespoons vinegar into bottom of 1-cup measure. Fill
with milk and stir lightly. Let stand at room temperature until curdled, about
10 minutes.
Note: Bread rounds can be reheated in low oven or crisply toasted before
serving.
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Heart Healthy...
ITALIAN STYLE FLOUNDER
~Submitted by Treva, NC
In this simple preparation, baked flounder fillets take on a delicious
Italian-inspired flavor.
2 pounds flounder fillets
1/2 tablespoon butter
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/2 cup diced fresh tomato
2 teaspoons dried basil
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Arrange flounder in a medium baking dish. Dot with butter, season with salt
and pepper, and sprinkle with lemon juice. Top with tomato, basil, and garlic
powder.
3. Cover, and bake 30 minutes in the preheated oven, or until fish is easily
flaked with a fork.
Serves 4 servings
Calories: 219.32, Calories from Fat: N/A , Total Fat: 4.23 g, Saturated Fat:
N/A, Cholesterol: N/A, Sodium: N/A, Total Carbohydrate: 2.09 g, Dietary Fiber: N/A, Sugars: N/A,
Protein: 43.22 g
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For Two...
PASTA PRIMAVERA
~Submitted by Jean, Syracuse, NY
Cooking for 1 or 2
For 1:
2 oz. uncooked pasta
1 tbs. oil
1 cup vegetables, coarsely chopped: broccoli, green beans, zucchini, yellow
squash, green and red bell peppers
1/2 cup sliced mushrooms
1/2 tomato, chopped
1/2 garlic clove, minced
salt and pepper
grated Parmesan cheese
For 2:
4 oz. uncooked pasta
2 tbs. oil
2 cups vegetables, coarsely chopped: broccoli, green beans, zucchini, yellow
squash, green and red bell peppers
1 cup sliced mushrooms
1 tomato, chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
salt and pepper
grated Parmesan cheese
Cook pasta as directed on package . While pasta cooks, heat olive oil in a
skillet. Add vegetables and saut?©, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes. Add
mushrooms, tomatoes and garlic; saut?© 5 minutes, or until vegetables are just
tender. Toss vegetables with hot pasta, season with salt and pepper, and
sprinkle with Parmesan.
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Publisher's Choice...
PASTA WITH SALMON AND DILL
Serves 6
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1 pound Radiatore, Wagon Wheels or other medium pasta shape, uncooked
1 pound salmon steaks, or one 14-oz. can salmon, drained
Freshly ground pepper
4 tbsp. chopped fresh dill
3 stalks celery, chopped (1 cup)
1 medium onion, chopped (1 cup)
1 carrot, sliced
2 tbsp. vegetable oil
2 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. white wine vinegar
Preheat oven to 350-o F. Prepare pasta according to package directions; drain.
Place the salmon in a non-reactive baking dish; season with pepper. Cover with
aluminum foil and bake for 25 minutes. Remove the foil and cool. Remove the skin
and bones; discard. Flake the salmon into large pieces and place in a large
mixing bowl (If using canned salmon, place directly in the bowl and season with
pepper). Add dill, celery, onion, carrot and pasta. In a small bowl, whisk
together oil, lemon juice and vinegar. Add salmon and pasta and toss gently.
Serve well chilled.