The Fredesser.com Joke Of The Day

Monday April 17th, 2006

Today’s Joke:

Dear readers,

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In looking for jokes I’ve come across a new kind to add to my mix.  I’ve avoided the dirty ones (as always) but I decided to add “Yo Mamma” jokes because some of them are so creative…  oh well here they are.

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Today’s Web search Learn something new everyday. 

Monday is Aesthetics day.  Today we explore the Heidelberg School 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidelberg_School