The Fredesser.com Joke Of The Week

-Wednesday April 26^th, 2006

Dear readers,

Thank you so much for subscribing to my newsletter.  In an effort to raise my standards I have decided to change from a daily to a weekly format.  By doing so I plan to include only the funniest/ most creative of jokes.  Of course I can’t guarantee anything… but I shall do my best. 

YO Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the woman’s good side!

Yo momma so fat when she stands up her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

A rough place!!

During rush hour one day a freeway walks into a bar and starts acting really tough. 

“Killer Hill”, who was sitting on the other side of the bar, takes resentment to the freeway’s bravado, and exchanges some heated words with the freeway.  In the same bar there is also a lion, Mount Everest, Global Warming, and the national deficit…  As you can imagine each one thinks that they are the “badest thing around”.  Needless to say the place starts getting really rowdy.

Finally a long flat piece of cement walks into the bar and everyone gets quiet.

The bartender says, “Why did everyone get quiet all of the sudden?”

Global Warming turns to the bartender and says, “Don’t you see?  That guy is a cyclepath!!”

More Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Obligatory Blonde Joke

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100. 99 to peel the M&M's and one to mix the batter!

Corny one liner

What's an Aliens favorite place on a PC?
The spacebar!

The Classic Rooster Joke

-long but funny

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

"OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Thanks so much for tuning in this week.  I hope you like the jokes as much as I did. As always please drop me a line to let me know what you think. 

fredesser@yahoo.com