Fredesser.com Joke Of The Week

Wednesday May 10^th, 2006

Dear subscribers,

Thanks so much for subscribing to my newsletter.  I hope you are enjoying the new format as much as I am.  In an effort to be fair this week I included a joke about a blonde guy.  Yes, I do have blonde hair, and yes I am still trying to find 99 other people to help me make chocolate chip cookies...  (we have to take the coating off the m & m's.)         

This Weeks Jokes

It’s been one of those days.  I went to the gas station and asked for $5.00 worth of gas. 

The man behind the counter farted, and gave me a receipt.

A lady was picking through frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

"A mental hospital"

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Jokes From Grade School

Two muffins were in a microwave.  The first said to the other, “do you find it hot in here?”

The second muffin said, “Wow, finally another muffin that speaks.”

Why did the Scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

"Geometry"

Teacher: Billy, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."

Billy: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''

Last One

Blonde Guy Joke


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 50th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. She said, "Don't look
at me. He makes his own lunch."

Humorous Video Clip Of The Week

This week’s video clip is of a Japanese ninja doing a little dance.  At first it seems odd, but give it a chance because in the end it becomes quite humorous.

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