Fredesser.com Joke Of The Week

Wednesday May 24^th, 2006

Welcome back folks.  Thanks for tuning in this week.  It’s YO Momma Time again!!  This week we feature some of the best and most creative Yo Momma Jokes.

YO Momma Jokes:

Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

 Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Grade School Joke

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.

He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

Her trial starts next week.