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Good morning everyone. Yeahhh!!!! We’re up and running
again. What
a month this has been.
Seems that someone hacked into the
website and changed all the link
addresses so none of the pages
could not be accessed.
Seems they got into the voting
site also so I have eliminated that for
now.
We finally got snow, along with
freezing rain…..crap. I just came in
out of the cold after “trying” to
defrost the ice covering my car. My
hands are frozen stiff from trying
to scrape the ice off the windows.
On to the freebies and hopefully,
there will be no more setbacks in
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Cook’s
Corner
None today
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Today’s
Recipes
DOVE Chocolate Eruption
Savor the flavor of these rich, delicious morsels...they’re
so good, you’ll
forget the rest!
Prep time: 15 min.
Baking time: 9 min.
1 - 8 oz. DOVE Dark Chocolate
1.3 oz. Singles Bars
2 sticks butter, cut into 1” pieces
5 eggs, room temperature
3/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup all-purpose flour, sifted
Powdered sugar, for dusting
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Butter eight 4-oz. individual containers; set aside.
Over a double boiler, melt the chocolate and butter. Keep it
hot.
In the bowl of a standing electric mixer fitted with the
whip attachment,
add the eggs and sugar; begin to whip on medium speed. Beat
for 2 to
3 minutes, just until it turns lemony yellow (not pale or
white).
Meanwhile, whisk the all-purpose flour into the hot
chocolate mixture.
Add the hot chocolate mixture all at once to the mixing bowl
with the
egg and sugar mixture; whisk for 1 minute.
Remove from the machine and scrape down the sides of the
bowl.
Divide the mixture evenly among the containers, filling them
just to the
top. Place on a baking pan.
Bake for 5 minutes. Turn the pan one-half-turn and continue
baking for
3 to 4 minutes more. The cakes will be firm on the outside
rim and
erupting in the center. Lightly dust with confectioner’s
sugar and serve
immediately.
Makes 8 4-oz. cakes.
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Tropical Ricotta Pancakes With Ambrosia Salsa
Topping
? cup canned mandarin orange segments, drained and
chopped
? cup canned pineapple tidbits, drained
? banana, peeled and chopped
? cup shredded coconut
? cup miniature marshmallows, sliced in halves
8 maraschino cherries, chopped
2 tbsp maraschino cherry juice or rum liqueur
Pancakes
1 cup all purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
pinch salt
1 tsp melted butter
1 tub Tre Stelle Tropical Fruit Ricotta
1 cup milk
2 eggs, beaten
water to thin batter if required
In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt. In
a
separate bowl mix together Ricotta, milk and eggs. Slowly
pour into
flour mixture and stir only until combined, do not over mix.
If batter is
too thick add teaspoonfuls of water to thin.
Heat a non-stick skilled or griddle until a drop of water on
the surface
sizzles.
Using heaping teaspoonfuls place batter onto skillet. Cook
until dry
around edges and bubbles break on the surface. Turn and cook
until
golden brown.
Serve with ambrosia salsa and syrup if desired
Makes approximately 16-18 – 4” pancakes.
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Daily Funnies
A cop is patrolling late in the evening in a well-known hot
spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
He
sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled by
this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on
the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes,
officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says:
"And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a
pullover
sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in
a
car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is
happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her .. what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll
be 18 in
11minutes."
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Being Italian, I can relate!! Author unknown.
An Italian-American Christmas Eve Dinner
I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my
parents' house on
Christmas Eve.
I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to
see how an
Italian family spends the holidays.
I thought my mother and my date would hit it off like
partridges and
pear trees.....I was wrong!
I had only known Karen for three weeks when I extended the
invitation.
"I know these family things can be a little
weird," I told her, "but my
folks are great, and we always have a lot of fun on
Christmas Eve."
"Sounds fine to me," Karen said.
I told my mother I'd be bringing Karen with me.
"She's a very nice girl and she's really looking
forward to meeting all of
you."
"Sounds fine to me," my mother said. And that was that.
Two telephone calls. Two sounds-fine-to-me. What more could I want?
I should point out, I suppose, that in Italian households,
Christmas Eve
is the social event
of the season -- an Italian woman's reason for living.
She cleans. She cooks. She bakes. She orchestrates every
minute of
the entire evening. Christmas Eve is what Italian
women live for.
I should also point out, I suppose, that when it comes to
the kind of
women that make Italian men go nuts, Karen is it. She
doesn't clean.
She doesn't cook. She doesn't bake. And she has the largest
breasts I
have ever seen on a human being.
I brought her anyway.
7 p.m. -- we
arrive.
Karen and I walk in and putter around for half an hour
waiting for the
other guests to show up.
During that half hour, my mother grills Karen like
cheeseburger on the
barbecue determines that Karen does not clean, cook, or bake.
My father is equally observant.
He pulls me into the living room and notes, "She has
the largest breasts I
have ever seen on a human being."
7:30 p.m. -
Others arrive.
Zio Giovanni walks in with my Zia Maria, assorted kids,
assorted gifts.
We sit around the dining room table for antipasto, a
symmetrically
composed platter of lettuce, roasted peppers, black olives,
anchovies
and cheese....no meat of course.
When I offer to make Karen's plate she says, "No Thank
you." She
points to the anchovies with a look of disgust....
"You don't like anchovies?" I ask.
"I don't like fish, Karen announces to one and all as
67 other varieties of
seafood are baking, broiling and simmering in the next room.
My mother makes the sign of the cross. Things are getting
uncomfortable.
Zia Maria asks Karen what her family eats on Christmas Eve.
Karen says, "Knockwurst."
My father, who is still staring in a daze, at Karen's chest,
temporarily
snaps out of it to murmur, "Knockers?"
My mother kicks him so hard he gets a blood clot.
None of this is turning out the way I'd hoped.
8:00 p.m. - Second
course.
The spaghetti and crab sauce is on the way to the table.
Karen declines the crab sauce and says she'll make her own
with butter
and ketchup.
My mother asks me to join her in the kitchen.
I take my "Merry Christmas" napkin from my lap,
place it on the "Merry
Christmas" tablecloth and walk into the kitchen.
"I don't want to start any trouble," my mother
says calmly, clutching a
bottle of ketchup in her hands. "But if she pours this
on my pasta, I'm
going to throw acid in her face."
"Come on," I tell her.
"It's Christmas. Let her eat what she wants."
My mother considers the situation, then nods.
As I turn to walk back into the dining room, she grabs my
shoulder.
"Tell me the truth," she says, "are you
serious with this tramp?"
"She's not a tramp," I reply. "And I've only
known her for three weeks."
"Well, it's your life," she tells me, "but if
you marry her, she'll poison
you."
8:30 p.m. - More
fish.
My stomach is knotted like one of those macrame plant
hangers that are
always three times larger than the plants they hold.
All the women get up to clear away the spaghetti dishes,
except for
Karen, who, instead, lights a cigarette.
"Why don't you give them a little hand?" I
politely suggest.
Karen makes a face and walks into the kitchen carrying three
forks.
"Dear, you don't have to do that," my mother tells
her, smiling painfully.
"Oh, okay," Karen says, putting the forks on the
sink. As she re-enters
the diningroom, a wine glass flies over her head, and
smashes against the wall.
From the kitchen, my mother says, "Whoops."
More fish comes out. After some goading, Karen tries a piece
of
scungilli, which she describes as "slimy, like
worms."
My mother winces, bites her hand and pounds her chest like
one of
those old women you always see in the sixth row of a funeral
home.
Zia Maria does the same. Karen, believing that this is
something that all
Italian women do on Christmas Eve, bites her hand and pounds
her
chest.
My Zio Giovanni doesn't know what to make of it. My father's
dentures fall out and chew a six-inch gash in the
tablecloth.
10:00 pm. -
Coffee, dessert.
Espresso all around. A little anisette. A curl of lemon
peel. When Karen
asks for milk, my mother finally slaps her in the face with
a cannoli. I
guess it had to happen sooner or later.
Karen, believing that this is something that all Italian
women do on
Christmas Eve, picks up a cannoli and slaps my mother with
it.
"This is fun," Karen says.
Time passes and believe it or not, everyone is laughing and
smiling and
filled with good cheer -- even my mother, who grabs me by
the
shoulder, laughs and says,
"Get this bitch out of my house."
Sounds fine to me.
THE END
If you aren't in stitches by now, you don't know Italians!
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Murphy’s
Law: The less you enjoy serving on committees, the
more
likely you are to be pressed to do
so.
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