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Welcome to Cappuccino’s Freebie Caf?.

Good morning everyone.

Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Finding freebies for Canucks is like
searching for a needle in a haystack. The question is, why
aren’t allowed to get them here? Why can’t our companies
be a little more generous. After all, many of us buy after
we try.

After writing to companies asking why, I was informed
that our government simply doesn’t allow it. Interesting!!!!

If anyone knows why, please let me know. Really!!!

May your hearts be happy, your mailboxes full and the
mailman forever busy. Until next week, Happy

Hunting!!!!

Cappuccino

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NOTE: When signing up for freebies and asked where
you heard about the offer, say a friend or family
member referred you or internet search. All links are
valid at time of posting.

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Canadian Freebies

Avery trial kit (4 to choose from)
http://tinyurl.com/ycpb34

Promotional music CD
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Maternity iron on transfers
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CD - Ride Like a Pro (motorcycle)
http://tinyurl.com/e4c3v

Bible video CD – “For This Cause”
http://tinyurl.com/ok6mj

Sample of anti-aging cream
http://tinyurl.com/2o444e

7-colour light pen from Epson (organizations only)
Use code DKDF
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Road Maps of Canada and US
http://tinyurl.com/383ow6

Ripe for Learning – educational
Links, Printable Worksheets, Tips, Free Stuff, News and
other Educational Resources for Parents, Students,
Homeschoolers, Teachers and Educaters
http://tinyurl.com/3cfr6d

Moosehead T-shirt (use UPC code 7602970030)
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Book “Mysteries of the Bible”
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Fashion dog tag from Pet Style
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Key Chain (click on Gear, then click on picture on left)
http://tinyurl.com/9f4rc

Sample of Britney Spears perfume
http://tinyurl.com/2qbzn8

Hawaii stickers and pins
http://tinyurl.com/3atujh

Complaint-free bracelets along with suggested ways of
using it to become complaint free.
http://tinyurl.com/2n3erv

Hugo Boss product samples (for ladies and men)
click on full version then on sample
http://tinyurl.com/37fk4r

Borba skin care sample
http://tinyurl.com/tenke

Photo frame
http://tinyurl.com/tsn62

E-mail request for sport water bottle from Heart &
Stroke foundation.
sallen1@uab.edu

Eye cream and drops
http://tinyurl.com/yvckmm

Goody Two Chews candy (email them for sample
and tell them you would like to try before you buy)
http://tinyurl.com/23t2jl

Hair care samples such as Mega Thick and Triple Strength.
Send e-mail request with your name, Address, Zip and
phone number
customerservice@doogro.com

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US Freebies

Speedstick 24/7
http://tinyurl.com/36b5d6

Book “Mysteries of the Bible”
http://tinyurl.com/yfoy83

Snuggle Fabric Softener
http://tinyurl.com/35yqw9

Sample of Kashi GoLean Crunch Cereal
http://tinyurl.com/2y88o9

Garnier Skin Renew or Ultra-Lift
http://tinyurl.com/ys2mxr

Rimmil lipstick
http://tinyurl.com/9cbhz

Sun Crystals Natural Sweetener
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Parelli country DVD
http://tinyurl.com/32uoop

5 lb bag of Lassie dog food
http://tinyurl.com/edmcz

Sample of Folgers Coffee
http://tinyurl.com/mzs4f

Complimentary bag of Natural Choice dog or cat food
http://tinyurl.com/bobty

Promotional music CD
http://tinyurl.com/2xwv3x

Sally Hansen nail polish
http://tinyurl.com/nqtmn

Sample of Honey Bunches of Oats cereal
http://tinyurl.com/32ay6u

Sample of Whiskas Purrfectly Fish

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Sample of Tasters Choice coffee
http://tinyurl.com/lx97h

Ten Commandment lapel pin
http://tinyurl.com/s23tl

Sample pkg Hamburger Helper microwave single
http://tinyurl.com/2rucpc

Mail in offer – 10 – 1oz samples of Honey Bunches of
Oats and T-shirt
http://tinyurl.com/2l88kh

$4 mail-in rebate offer for 1 lb box of Ritz Cracker
http://tinyurl.com/2n7u3b

In Our Town Duffle Bag
http://tinyurl.com/jdocf

Can of Pedigree Butchers Select Dog Food
http://tinyurl.com/33kwuk

4 lb bag of Iams dog food or cat food
http://tinyurl.com/2saf4h

Maternity iron on transfers
http://tinyurl.com/sk8go

Join Coors Banquet Club and get a free t-shirt
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Hoyle Board Games CD
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CD – “Most Popular Wedding Songs”
http://tinyurl.com/29h4p

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Kids & Teens Korner

Kids’ music you can download and save (lots)
right click on the red button to save song
http://tinyurl.com/e38hf

The Simpsons Fans will love this. Interactive map of
Springfield
http://tinyurl.com/2rmrp5

For the budding artist
http://tinyurl.com/yqmcwf

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Cook’s Corner

Betty Crocker Recipes
http://tinyurl.com/27bhpe

Print Home Made Simple Springtime Cookbook
(7 pages)
http://tinyurl.com/3876wk

Awesome cake designs (how do they do it?)
http://tinyurl.com/2c4g37

Great Polish recipes
http://tinyurl.com/yqus4j

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Today’s Recipes

Tres Leches Cake

1 box Betty Crocker Super Moist yellow cake mix
1 1/4 cups water
1 tbsp. vegetable oil
2 tsp. vanilla
4 eggs
1 can (14 oz) sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated)
1 cup whole milk or evaporated milk
1 cup whipping cream
1 container Betty Crocker Whipped fluffy white frosting

Directions

1. Heat oven to 350°F (325°F for dark or nonstick pan).
Grease and flour or spray bottom and sides of 13x9-inch
pan.

2. In large bowl, beat cake mix, water, oil, vanilla and eggs
with electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds, then on
medium speed 2 minutes, scraping bowl occasionally. Pour
into pan.

3. Bake 29 to 35 minutes or until edges are golden brown
and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Let stand 5
minutes. Poke top of hot cake every 1/2 inch with long-tined
fork, wiping fork occasionally to reduce sticking.

4. In large bowl, stir together sweetened condensed milk,
whole milk and whipping cream. Carefully pour evenly over
top of cake. Cover; refrigerate about 1 hour or until mixture
is absorbed into cake. Frost with frosting.

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Divinity or Seven-Minute Frosting

Ingredients

3 large egg whites
2 cups granulated sugar
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions

1. In the top of a double boiler, mix the egg whites, sugar,
water, and cream of tartar. Whisk them together for thirty
seconds or beat at slow speed with an electric mixer.

2. Over boiling water, cook the mixture while beating
constantly at high speed with your electric mixer. Continue
for about seven minutes or until peaks begin to from.

3. Add the extract. Continue beating until stiff peaks form.

Frost the cake.

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Crafter’s Corner

Scrapbooking graphics
http://tinyurl.com/3yeph

Hundreds of craft freebieshttp://tinyurl.com/5c42y

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Fun Links

Take a look at some funny t-shirts
http://tinyurl.com/2md8oj

Build a lyric and have it sung back to you
http://tinyurl.com/2hrpmf

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Daily Funnies

Sister Mary Katherine

Sister Mary Katherine entered the silent Monastery.
The Priest said, "Sister, this is a monastery of silence.
You are welcome here as long as you like, but you
may not speak until I direct you to do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you
have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

“I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you
a better bed."

After another 5 y ears, Sister Mary Katherine was called
by the Priest. "You may say another two words,
Sister Mary Katherine.

“Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine.

The Priest assured her that the food would be better in the
future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again
called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may
say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

It's probably best", said the Priest," You've done nothing
but bitch since you got here."

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This is hilarious. An oldie but a goody.

Hair Removal

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their
promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors,
razors, Nair and now...the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come
home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought
that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours:
"Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine
cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of
hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they
get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg
(or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss,
no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I
am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.
(YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each
other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my
genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to
1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip
across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It
works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too
bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am
She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of
smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on
the kids, I Sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate
hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place
one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply
the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering
the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the
inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale
deeply and brace myself.........RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!.... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off
half the strip. CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!!
Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out.......
must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe,
breathe...OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that
has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to
it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body
hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the
hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head
down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see The hair. The
hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my
body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake.......remember my foot
is still Propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do
something. So I put my foot down. DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear
the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt??
Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out
what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the
urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to
melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll
run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in,
immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt
and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *W RONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that
used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical
equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having
your nether regions glued together, is having them glued
together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in
scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt
cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as
though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months
ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and
as some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good
conversation starter - "So, my butt and who-ha are glue
together to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause.
She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she
does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know
exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks
or hole or who-ha?" She's laughing out loud by now.....I
can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I
call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!!
I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go
through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off
with A razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie
goodies covered In hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub
in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax
off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken
a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need post-
traumatic stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my
saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the
excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point?
I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream
probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of
my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT
WORKS!! It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation
from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove
the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and
despair....THE HAIR IS TILL THERE.......ALL OF
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb
by now. Nothing hurts. I Could have amputated my own leg
at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

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Murphy’s Law: In America, it’s not how much an item
costs, it’s how much you save.

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DISCLAIMER:

I cannot be held responsible for false information,
validity or content on any site listed. I cannot be held
responsible for any damages caused to your computer
from any downloads from any sites listed.

I do not personally endorse any product, program,
promotion or sample. Please be very careful giving out
any personal information on the net.

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