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Good morning everyone. Welcome to Whacky Kiki's Frothy Friday edition of Cappuccino??™s Canadian Freebies and a very warm welcome to new subscribers. Please remember to respond to your confirmation email if you wish to continue receiving this newsletter. Whacky Kiki here. I hope everyone enjoyed the freebies I posted in last week??™s newsletter as I hope you will this week too. I??™ve decided to add a spot for Whacky Kiki??™s most embarrassing moments to eliminate the long introductions. The faster you tackle those freebies the more you get in your mailbox. There may be weeks where, I hope, there will be no embarrassing moments to mention. I have also added sections called - RECIPE OF THE DAY and CANADIAN CONTESTS. Enjoy. The joke of the day is rather long but well worth the read. It is extremely hilarious so be sure to take a look. If, you have difficulty accessing a link, try refreshing the page, or copying and pasting the URL. If all else fails, before beating up your computer and throwing it out the window, email us at cappuccinos.canadian.freebies@gmail.com. Today??™s specials ??“ full size sample of L??™Oreal Hair colour and Factory Five Racing DVD. May your hearts be happy, your mailboxes full, and the mailman busy. HAPPY HUNTING!!!!! Whacky Kiki Goodies received this week: Last Best Chance CD??¦.Nuclear Terrorist hypothetical Scenario 2 samples of Tylenol for Arthritis Pain (really works) Book ???The Devine Plan of the Ages??? Sample pf Pepcid Complete plus $2 coupon Adobe FrameMaker 7.1 CD Received Jane CD from Hanes DVD ???Room To Dream???, David Lynch & the Independent Filmmaker DVD ???Combating Terrorism??? Video by comedian Jay Hendren Downey plus Whitening Oil of Oley Regenerist samples Book ???Jesus the One and Only??? Kraft ???What??™s Cooking??? magazine (this is a terrific magazine) Sherry W. wrote, ???I received the Eagle Brand recipe booklet and Pepsi, Quaker, Tropicana, Gatorade Canada recipes from Quaker.??? Thank you for sharing Sherry. TODAY??™S GOODIES Snap Dollars - Earn cash reading e-mails - Totally Canadian http://www.snapdollars.com/index/Cappuccino Free Starbucks Coffee April 22 (mark this date in your calendars) Go to any retail Starbucks location across Canada, bring your tumbler and receive free drip Coffee. As part of Starbucks celebration of Earth Day, you will also receive 10% off any beverage. Join Opinion Outpost, an online community now available in Canada, where people like you can come to share their opinions by participating in survey research. In return for your valued opinion, you can earn opinion points which can be exchanged for cash and prizes. https://www.opinionoutpost.com/join?affiliateId=af2091-2249 Free kandifunk CD http://www.kandifunk.com/cdoffer.asp Free Family Registry Estate Planner http://www.arbormemorial.com/main2/estateplanner.aspx Free printable lunchbox love notes http://familyeducation.com/printables/package/0,2358,1-9117,00.html This is a guy thing. Free copy of Factory Five Racing DVD, plus company brochure and color catalog. The new Factory Five DVD features insane in-car racing action, close-up looks at stunning customer built show cars, video diaries and special features, as well as coverage of our FFR Challenge Series racing, crash footage, and tons more! http://www.factoryfive.com/table/company/infopage/infopack.html#form WooHoo!!! Another guy thing. Guys! Download you own personal, customizable swimsuit Calendar from Honda Civic http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/more/calendar.html Free ???Fun Meals for Fussy Eaters??? tip card http://www.wilton.com/recipes/articles/funmeals.cfm Free ???Exposed??? DVD from Kodak. 14 of the television industry??™s renowned producers and cinematographers from around the world reveal their thoughts about film and electronic capture. Engaging and informative vignettes on this DVD, may surprise you. http://wwwcaen.kodak.com/US/en/motion/16mm/exposed/orderform.jhtml?id=0.1.4.13.4&lc=en Free sample of After Shave Balm from Brut http://brutworld.com/landing/shavepromobrutworld.php Free cocktail shaker from Kahlua (says US but accepted Canadian info) http://www.kahlua.com/text/500_cocktail.asp Free transparent mouse pad from ICL http://www.iclidiomas.com/eng/descargas.htm Free calcium sample from Calcia http://www.calcia.com/request.asp Bowl free for one hour, just pay for shoe rental (unless you have your own) at Brunswick Bowl http://www.bonuszone.com/ Enter for a free Full-size sample of L??™Oreal hair colour http://www.lorealparis.ca/en/haircolor/index_naturalmatch.asp Knowing about the Scanning Code of Practice, you can get yourself free products when the advertised price is lower then the price the store scans in at. See site for details http://www.thriftycanadian.com/shopping-tactics/scanning_code.php Grab your friends for a fresh night of fun and colour. Come try out L'Or?©al's first gloss in a stick. Hit the Colour Juice bar and let our team of beauty experts see which luscious shades of gloss are right for you. Plus, Get a chance to win a gift basket filled with products from L'Or?©al Paris. (See website for dates in your city) http://www.lorealparis.ca/en/cosmetics/products/colourjuice/index_calendar.asp Free Book ???Remember Lot??™s Wife??? (religious) http://www.amazingfacts.org/Cart/NextStep.asp Free book ???Discover the Word??? (religious) http://www.rbc.org/offers/imo_dtw/ Free teacher??™s pack for parents, schools, teachers, librarians http://www.janbrett.com/emailjb.html Free CD classroom activities for teachers http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3019149 Visitor??™s packet from Sunny Arizona http://www.visitsunnyaz.com/Visitors-Packet.asp Free CD Adobe Framemaker http://www.adobe.com/products/framemaker/cdreg.html?c=ca MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS I was visiting my grandparents just after the birth of my first child. My grandmother thought that if I had a malt beer before bed it would help me produce more breast milk. So for the following two nights I had a beer an hour before bedtime. I was big breasted to begin with so you can imagine what happened on the third day. It was feeding time so I attempted to get my child for her morning meal. Instead of standing, I found myself face down on the floor. I couldn??™t move. I tried to get up but couldn??™t. I was scared 'cause I thought something was wrong with me. It felt like I had at least 50 pounds strapped on each side of my chest. I yelled for someone to help me up. My grandmother came in and tried to help but couldn??™t so she called my grandfather. When the saw me on the floor he laughed. Not only could I not move but I was leaking everywhere. He eventually managed to help me onto the bed. He looked at me and laughed so hard he cried. The beer had made me so engorged and HUGE that even my nightgown was ripping at the seems. He gave me the baby and laughed himself right out of the room but not before ordering my grandmother to keep me away from the beer. The moral of this story is ???remember after birth of your child, a beer a day keeps your dignity away??™. FUN CORNER Your children from Kindergarten to grade 6 might enjoy http://www.funschool.com/index.html Play for fun and money for free http://www.kerclink.com/download/install_setup.aspx Talking Cats ??“ This is hilarious http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3790753522267185109&pr=goog-sl Chris Angel and shadows ??“ this is freaky http://www.metacafe.com/watch/76835/criss_angel_shadows/ Numa Numa Dance ??“ It??™s a hoot This guy was an overnight celebrity after making this video. Click on ???Watch this movie??? to the right. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 DAILY FUNNIES ??“ rather long but well worth the read (origin unknown) Subject: Hair Removal (Thank you Loren) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...THE WAX. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It??™s two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I Sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply and brace myself.........RRRRIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!.... OH MY GOD!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...........must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake.......remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something so I put my foot down. DAMN!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!! I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment ??“ I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter - "So, my butt and who-ha are glue together to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or who-ha?" She's laughing out loud by now.....I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event. My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF T!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I Could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color.... COOK??™S CORNER Recipes for Vegans and Vegetarians http://vegweb.com/ Free cookbook from the American Heart & Stroke Assoc. (quiz) http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3019149 Free Onion Express brochure (I think this is a recipe booklet) http://www.catalogs.com/order.asp?id=993 REICIPE OF THE DAY Cheesecake a L??™Orange (easy) 1 1/2 cups chocolate graham cracker crumbs (about 10 crackers) 1/3 cup butter or margarine, melted 3/4 cup Nestle Toll House Swirled Real Semi-Sweet & White Chocolate Morsels, divided 1/2 cup orange juice 1 envelope (7 grams) unflavored gelatin 2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) Nestle Toll House Premier White Morsels 2 pkgs. (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened 1/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed 2 tablespoons grated orange peel Directions: PREHEAT oven to 350?° F. Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter in medium bowl. Press crumb mixture onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan. BAKE for 10 minutes. Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Sprinkle 1/2 cup Swirled Morsels over cooled crust. COMBINE orange juice and gelatin in small saucepan over low heat until gelatin dissolves. Remove from heat; set aside. MELT morsels in uncovered, microwave-safe bowl on MEDIUM-HIGH (70%) power for 1 minute; STIR. Morsels may retain some of their original shape. If necessary, microwave at additional 10- to 15-second intervals, stirring just until melted. Cool slightly. COMBINE cream cheese and sugar in large mixer bowl until creamy. Gradually beat in gelatin mixture, melted morsels and orange peel. Gently fold in whipped topping. Pour filling over morsels; smooth top. Sprinkle with remaining Swirled Morsels. Cover; refrigerate for 6 hours or overnight. Remove side of pan. CRAFTER??™S CORNER Free craft ideas for all ages http://www.craftfreebies.com/ Crafts for Kids http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/ CANADIAN CONTESTS Enter the Sunkist Shootout contest and you could win $3,500 CAD sporting goods shopping spree or one of 5 secondary prizes of $500 CAD Sport Check gift certificates http://www.sunkistshootout.com/ MURPHY??™S LAW ??“ The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don??™t want to be seen with. AFFILIATE SITES Canucks Helping Each Other http://cheofreebies.proboards82.com/ Canucks Helping Each Other Support Group http://www.zinester.com/lr/457235/1215852 Taking Care http://friendzys1.proboards59.com/ Snap Dollars - Earn cash reading e-mails - Totally Canadian http://www.snapdollars.com/index/Cappuccino Join Opinion Outpost, an online community now available in Canada, where people like you can come to share their opinions by participating in survey research. 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