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Subject: ~Freebie Swamp TGIF!!~ - October08, 2004



Great new Fweebies everyday. Nuttin more...nuttin less! NOW GIT FWEEBIES!
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~*~*~*~WELCOME SWAMPIES~*~*~*~

So much stuff to share today!! TGIF & Welcome to all my new Swamps! I love all of ya!! First announcement, coming to a theatre near you...BAHAHAH!! Seriously, I LOVE doing the Swamp and I love all of my subscribers & members !! I seriously NEVER expected for this site to take off this much! It is growing by 50 new members a day, and some days more! Also you all are
sending in the cutest Homemade Halloween costume ideas! Please keep sending them! The winner will recieve a $20 GC to Walmart! Contest ends the 15th!
CONGRATS to Sooner my administrator! She had a beautiful baby girl this morning weighing in at 6lbs. 12ozs.!
I got a email today I wanted to share with you all! It really meant alot to me! Its one of MANY I get everyday, but this one just hit home and I almost cried because there are SO MANY OF YOU that see right through this!! I have smart Swampers!! LOL
 This came From Teri in Alabama!~


love your site. pleasure to hear your funny stories and antics unlike another site i have unsubscribed from for constantly whinning or posting letters of praise i swear she writes herself. anyway thanks for the cute stores the laughs the freebies and just bringing a smile to my day. in other words thanks for being you. terri

Terri, you are one out of about 100,000 & I thank God for how much he has blessed me & opened eyes!!

HUGS!!!

And I PROMISE To NEVER ask you my subscribers for handouts, money, or to click on links to make me money! This letter comes from my heart, for you all to enjoy! And from all the emails you DO! And you believe in me & for that I thank you!And I will never claim to be a Christian and bash everyone in the same sentence!

THANK YOU for voting! For us just getting going here, we are doing AWESOME!! Please keep clicking!!
Pretty soon we will have 2 sites to vote for!!=)~

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*** HILLBILLY RECIPE OF THE DAY ***

~*~Beer Roasted Lime Chicken~*~

INGREDIENTS:
1 (4 pound) whole chicken
1 tablespoon salt, or to taste
1 tablespoon ground black pepper, or to taste
1 lime, halved
1/2 (12 fluid ounce) can beer
1 cup water



DIRECTIONS:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Season the chicken inside and out with salt and pepper. Squeeze the juice from the lime over the whole chicken, then place the halves into the cavity of the chicken. Set the half full beer can in the center of a roasting pan or baking dish, and place the chicken over it in an upright position with the beer inserted into the cavity. Pour water into the bottom of the pan. Cover the chicken with aluminum foil, and place roasting pan and all into the oven.
Roast the chicken for about 1 1/2 hours in the preheated oven, removing foil during the last 20 minutes. Baste occasionally with the drippings. When finished, the internal temperature of the chicken should be 180 degrees F (80 degrees C) when taken in the meatiest part of the thigh. Let the chicken rest for about 10 minutes before serving.  



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Redneck joke of the day!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~  Thank You Carol!

Driving Etiquette for Rednecks

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss off.

Put Brush Guards on all your vehicles

When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking.

You must have big tires on all vehicles (even cars).

A Jack Daniels bottle is not a gear shift.

When you get stopped and the officer says he is going to write you a ticket don't tell him, "No thanks, I won't be staying for the drawing."

When you get gas tell the worker to twist the rag three times because if he doesn't the service light will come on.

Cattle horns on the hood of your vehicle look like gunsights when possums are crossing the road.

The race car is not street legal even if you do have a license.

Never tell your wife that duct tape will fix the fan belt of her car.

Don't try to race the hearse in a funeral.




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