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Great new Fweebies everyday. Nuttin more...nuttin less! NOW GIT FWEEBIES! If you wish to unsub from this letter just click your personal unsub link at the very bottom! ================================================================ Great values on bedding at HomeVisions.com! Get Bed~in~Bag Sets Now For Holiday Gifts! Very Cute Tent Beds For the kids!! http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-1499142-8058673 AOL ================================================================ ~*~*~*~WELCOME SWAMPIES~*~*~*~ Welcome All New Subscribers To This Goofy Letter!~ Thanks so much for the ideas for getting my tarts! I think I found a place I am really happy with! Thanks Beckie!! Also...LOL I am apparently not the only one with moth problems....several people emailed me wanting my letter forwarded from the Orkin Man! HEHE I still have it, if anyone else needs it!=)~ Still taking costume ideas! Just a few more days to get em in! 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LOL Shop Wards.com and enjoy low monthly payments on your Wards account! http://www.tkqlhce.com/click-1499142-10363964 AOL *** HILLBILLY RECIPE OF THE DAY *** ~*~Baked BBQ Fried Chicken~*~ INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into strips 3 eggs 1 cup water 1/2 cup milk 2 tablespoons salt 2 tablespoons black pepper 6 cups all-purpose flour 1/4 cup salt 5 teaspoons black pepper 2 tablespoons minced garlic 2 tablespoons dry mesquite flavored seasoning mix 4 cups oil for frying, or as needed 1 teaspoon butter 1 (12 ounce) bottle barbecue sauce DIRECTIONS: In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs, water, milk, 2 tablespoons salt, and 2 tablespoons pepper with a fork until smooth. In another large bowl, stir together the flour, 1/4 cup salt, 5 teaspoons pepper, garlic, and mesquite seasoning. Fill a large heavy skillet or wok halfway full with oil. Heat to 365 degrees F (180 degrees C). Use a fork to pick up one chicken strip at a time, and dip it into the egg mixture, then into the flour mixture, back into the egg mixture, and into the flour mixture again. Place coated strips into the hot oil to fry. Do not over crowd, just cook in batches. Once chicken is browned on one side, flip over, and brown on the other side. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C). Butter one 12x20 inch glass baking dish, or two 9x13 inch baking dishes. Pour enough barbeque sauce into the dish to coat the bottom. Arrange fried chicken strips in rows in the prepared dish. Pour remaining sauce over the top. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven, until the sauce is caramelized onto the chicken. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Redneck joke of the day! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Thanks Carol! Redneck~Phonics Some States are trying to decide if Redneck-phonics as a language should be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Redneck-phonics/English dictionary: HEIDI -- noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew." BARD -- verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH -- noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS -- noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." IGNERT -- adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH -- noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL -- noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR -- noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS -- noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work (or studying), your bahs is gonna far you!" TAR -- noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE -- noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." RETARD -- Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." TARRED -- adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." FAT -- noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat. RATS -- noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." FARN -- adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country." DID -- adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." EAR -- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some ear!" BOB WAR -- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE -- Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE -- a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert." SEED -- verb, past tense. VIEW -- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?" HEAVY DEW -- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?" GUMMIT -- noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert." "Please add this letter to your address book! It works! You wont get bounced! Thank you!" @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NOW GIT~!! YOUR SWAMPY BUD JULIE!!! 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