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Subject: ~F1reebie Swamp Monday~ - February07, 2005



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~*~Welcome To F~reebie Swamp!!~*~
HI Everyone, and welcome to all of our new subscribers!! Well, Congrats to all of you Patriot Fans! I have to say, that was a really good game though!
I am so glad its Monday! It rained here, and the kids were trapped inside with me all weekend.Next weekend we are taking my son to this place that has pizza and bumper cars, paint ball, just about everything I think. He will turn 10...I have 2 birthdays to deal with this month! Ouch on the pocketbook! I can get a cake mix for 88 cents!! A cake at Walmart is 15 bucks! That is so insane!
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**Swamp Recipe Of The Day** Thanks Tara!

CHUNKY MONKEY CHOCOLATE MOCHA MILKSHAKE


Ingredients
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3 scoops of vanilla ice cream
2 tbsp. of chocolate chips
1/2 of banana
1 tbsp. of instant coffee
2 tbsp. of chocolate syrup
1 cup of milk
1 tsp of vanilla


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Blend on medium for 1 minute!


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APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK

Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
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Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog

Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________

BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of crap too _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't nuttin _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____

Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8.  13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins

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Noodlin' ____Other
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Name of Daughter(s):
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Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________

Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________

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Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
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Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?_______________________________________________________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
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Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
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