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Subject: [India Thinkers Net]Asinine Malayalam Britannica gets it at the court! - August16, 2004



From: Regi P George <george_regi@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun Aug 15, 2004 Subject: Asinine Malayalam Britannica gets it at the court!  

Consumer court rubbishes the asinine reference called
Malayalam Britannica

The Consumer Disputes Redressal Forum of Kottayam,
India recently ordered the publishers of Malayalam
Encyclopaedia (pet-named Malayalam Britannica) to
desist from unfair trade practice and stop selling the
defective book. The order was pronounced as part of
the Forum's ruling on a dispute between Ajayakumar, a
chartered engineer who is presently a faculty of Rajiv
Gandhi Institute of Technology, Kottayam and the
publishers of Malayalam Britannica, D C Books,
Kottayam and Britannica India, New Delhi. Britannica
India is a subsidiary of Encyclopaedia Britannica, a
US based multinational knowledge store priding on the
reputation of their brand name evolved through
centuries. The court ordered the publishers to return
the price of the book with interest and compensate the
complainant by paying a thousand Rupees. The court
found that Ravi Dee Cee, the CEO of D C Books, who
represented both the publishers made false and
misleading representation to the public about the
quality of the book. The court observed that
correction is impossible in the case of this book.

Maybe, this is the first time in the history of
Encyclopaedia Britannica to receive such a bad
drubbing from a court of law.

Facts about Malayalam Britannica:
Curiously, the book opens with a blatant lie. In the
publishers' note written by Ravi Dee Cee and Aalok
Wadhwa (the then Managing Director of Britannica
India), you find stated that Malayalam is the first
language in the world in to which Encyclopaedia
Britannica's contents are translated. In the same note
and preceding preface, there is an utterly false claim
about the number of entries/articles in the book. In
the preface, the Britannica editor Theodore Pappas
claims that there are more than 28,000 entries in the
book. The fact is that there are only about 24,000
real entries in the book. One should pity the editor
of such a giant corporate firm, if he is made to state
such "terminological inexactitude" to an audience,
which is not very sophisticated or trained in matters
of corporate business wisdom.


Now to give you a taste of the asininity of the
book: Under the entry "typewriter", one can find that
the first functional computer was patented in 1868! (P-864)
Under "polonaise", one can find that the Polish court of
law adopted this dance as part of its procedure! (P-1287)
Dances like country-dance, ballroom dance and jitterbug
are said to be performed by married couples alone!
(PP-1067, 1555, 784) Semiotics is said to be a science
of bodily gestures! (P-2282) A seaplane is said to be
an aeroplane that lands under the water. (P-2026) A footpath
is said to be a place where aeroplanes land. (P-1056) Grape,
the book says, is a seedless fruit. (P-1730) Grapevine bears
Honeysuckles and watermelons. (P-1730) Do not think these
examples are exceptional, rather, they are typical.
The CEO of D C books in a television interview claimed
that there were only typographical errors in the book
and they numbered only about a hundred. God bless him!
"Ignorance is strength." (Orwell)

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