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From: Regi P George <george_regi@yahoo.com> Date: Sun Sep 26, 2004 Subject: ???The Indian Cow??? This is a word by word copy of an actual Essay on ???The Indian Cow??? written by a candidate appearing for Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) entrance exam in India and he PASSED!! ???The cow is a successful animal. Also because he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like-god, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forwards and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd , why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also he is other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horn. This done by knowing his head where by he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body whereupon he gives hit with it. His eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. This is the cow???. --------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Regi P George <george_regi@y...> Date: Sun Sep 26, 2004 Subject: Funny Things 1. One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so. But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line. 2. When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C. And what did Russians do.....................?? The Russians used a Pencil!!! |
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