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04.11 Revere, MA
04.12 Philadelphia, PA
04.13 New York City, NY
04.14 Washington, DC
No shows this week.
04.11 New York City, NY
04.12 Philadelphia, PA
04.13 Boston, MA
04.14 Baltimore, MD
04.15 Hackensack, NJ
04.17 Hartford, CT
No shows this week.
04.11 Orem, UT
04.12 Denver, CO
04.13 Kansas City, MO
04.14 St. Paul, MN
04.15 Council Bluff, IA
No shows this week.
No shows this week.
04.11 Orem, UT
04.12 Denver, CO
04.13 Kansas City, MO
04.14 St. Paul, MN
04.15 Council Bluff, IA
04.15 Olympia, WA
04.12 Norwich, UK
04.13 Portsmouth, UK
04.14 Amsterdam, NTL
04.15 Saarbrucken, GER
04.16 Schijdnel, NTL
No shows this week.
04.13 Urbana, IL
No shows this week.
No shows this week.
04.11 New York City, NY
04.12 Philadelphia, PA
04.13 Boston, MA
04.14 Baltimore, MD
04.15 Hackensack, NJ
04.17 Hartford, CT
04.15 Seattle, WA
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 | THE WEEKLY DISH
Hi everybody.
This is Chris from Punchline.
I am going to write the Weekly Dish this week.
I am a guest writer.
I am also a Ghost Writer.
Remember that show?
I didn't think so.
Oh, the webstore will be closed for a few days while they move to a new office.
Please pardon the delay in getting orders sent.
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 | PUNCHLINE
Yeah, so anyway, our new album came out today.
The album is called 37 Everywhere and its in stores everywhere as of today.
You should get it. I think you will like it.
You will like it if you like:
lasagna, monkeys, chapstic, the loch ness monster, hamburgers, and rollerskates.
You'll also like it if you like good songs.
Wanna preview it before you buy it?
FINE.
Check out the whole album on The Alternative Press Website.
We just reached 37,000 friends today on the day that 37 Everywhere came out.
Coincidence?
Yes.
But let's pretend its not.
Today is day 2 of our 37 Everywhere Tour.
We are in NYC and this tour is a blast so far.
Cute Is What We Aim For, Valencia, and New Atlantic are also on the tour.
Congratulations to Curtis Comprisio for winning the "WIN A FREE PONY FROM PUNCHLINE" contest.
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 | PARAMORE
Paramore just off tour with our good friends in Bayside.
I like Paramore.
We are going to be touring with them in Japan soon.
I am going to share some gas station sushi with them.
Paramore is going to be heading to the UK very soon.
The UK seems to be a very popular place.
I don't know much about the UK, but I wanna learn more.
I gotta check out an atlas.
Our last merch guy didn't know what an atlas was.
For real.
He thought an encyclopedia and an atlas were the same thing.
Awesome dude though!
He probably knows something I don't know. Probably many things actually.
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 |  The A.K.A.s Are Everywhere!
White Doves & Smoking Guns
Purchase Now ANTI-FLAG TOUR
The AKAs!
The AKAs are on the last week of their tour with Anti-Flag.
I would be intimidated to tour with Anti-Flag.
I don't think their fans would like us.
In fact, I think their fans would hate us.
They would probably do things like throw bottles at us and say "you guys suck".
Anti-Flag are awesome guys and an awesome band and they're also from Pittsburgh, just like us.
The AKAs are awesome too.
The AKAs are not intimidated.
The AKAs know what's up!
I want Mike Ski to give me a tattoo.
Real bad.
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 | THE HUSH SOUND
I haven't met the Hush Sound yet.
I want to.
They are on the last week of being on the biggest tour in the world.
I bet they have had a whole lot of fun.
Why wouldn't they?
The Hush Sound has a new album coming out on June 6th.
You know what that is?
That's June 6th, 2006.
That's 06/06/06.
That's 666.
Hey, I like the devil too!
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 | THE ACADEMY IS…
Our good buddies in The Academy Is… are heading to the UK very soon too.
The UK is so big right now.
The Academy Is… are a very thin band.
The guys in the band are so slim.
I think they should change their name to The Slendermen.
I think I just created the word "slendermen".
Hey, if The Academy doesn't take it, someone hurry up and name your band The Slendermen.
Then name your album "Saving Slendermen".
The Academy has a new EP on iTunes. You should buy it now. You don't even have to go to the store! It's good, I have it!
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 | LESS THAN JAKE
Yes, Less Than Jake!
LTJ is one of my favorite bands of all time.
They are in the ever-popular UK right now.
Less Than Jake are my favorite live band on the planet.
If you are in the UK right now, go see them and tell them chris said hi.
Less Than Jake just released an EP called "Absolution for Idiots and Addicts" that is availabe in select indie stores.
You should get that to warm you up for the release of "In With the Out Crowd" on May 23rd.
Every song I've heard from the new CD is pumpkin pie.
"Pumpkin Pie" is my new way of saying "awesome" for those of you who don't know.
Go listen to their new songs on Myspace right now and you'll know too...
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 | CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR
Cute Is What We Aim For is on tour with us right now!
We're gonna break them in like a good baseball glove.
By the time we're done with them, they'll be able to play centerfield for the Yankees.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
However, I do know that they have a new album coming out on June 20th.
June 20th seems like a good day to release a cd.
I think that's the first day of summer.
Now that's planning!
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 | DAYS AWAY
I love Days Away!
We have known these guys for a really long time and they're awesome.
They're also super chill.
I can't imagine them ever getting mad about anything.
I hate getting mad.
The other night, I got mad at my friend Shrimpman.
We were hanging out and he spit on me.
I got real mad about it.
I went over and threw his beer.
Then he got real mad at me and said he was leaving.
I realized he was drunk and I said "Hey man, i'm mad at you right now, but I won't be in the morning, so just sleep on the couch cause I don't want you drive drunk".
He then said "no, i just need a glass of water"
I said "alright"
Then he was drinking his water and said something that made me mad again, and I went and knocked the water out of his hand.
5 minutes later, we were friends again and we listened to Ween and talked about Mystery Science Theater 3000.
I'm glad Shrimpman didn't get too mad at me.
He could destroy me.
The point is that getting mad is dumb, and I doubt that Days Away gets mad too often.
Days Away rules.
They are at home right now working on new songs for a new album.
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 | THIS PROVIDENCE
This Providence is the newest member to the FBR roster!
I heard the songs on Purevolume and it sounds good.
They just got out of the studio with Casey Bates, and they are doing some hometown shows.
I assume their hometown is Providence.
I could be way off though.
My friend Damien was on the show "Providence".
True story!!!
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 | FALL OUT BOY
Fall Out Boy are officially the biggest band.
If you are reading this and just hearing about them now, you are severely weird.
They are headlining a gigantic tour right now.
They are my friends.
It’s true!
I texted Patrick while they were playing Saturday Night Live.
I was like "DUDE, you're on Saturday Night Live".
He was like "i know man...weird"
Craziness!!!
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 | GYM CLASS HEROES
Gym Class Heroes are also going to the UK!
What's up with the UK lately?
The UK must be awesome.
I gotta go there.
Gym Class Heroes also just covered "Under the Bridge" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers for a new Punk Goes ‘90s comp.
I gotta hear that.
One time when I was in middle school I got whiplash by headbanging to "Give It AWay" too hard.
Yep, another true story.
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 | KANE HODDER
Kane Hodder are working on new demos at home right now.
Recording demos is fun.
One time me and Steve recorded a demo of a song called "You Get What You Pay".
Ask Adam Samiljan about it.
He knows all about it.
We also demo'd a song called "Dance Like Your Grandpap".
Man it was a hit.
You'll hear it one day.
I think Kane Hodder's demos are probably way better than those songs.
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 | LIFETIME
Wow!
Lifetime is on Fueled By Ramen now!
Holy crap.
That's pretty awesome.
You will see them at Bamboozle.
I would be in the pit if I was there.
Probably not actually.
I used to go in the pit in high school.
I was in the front row at NOFX shows.
I wasn't skeered.
Now I would definitely be skeered.
I got kicked in the leg so hard at a Bouncing Souls show that I passed out.
No more pits for me!
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 | OCTOBER FALL
October Fall is about to have the most fun ever.
First of all, they'll be joining the Fall Out Boy tour on the 20th.
Second of all, they'll be going to Japan with us and Paramore.
That's right, good times lay ahead for October Fall.
Every time I hear the name October Fall, I think of the Get Up Kids song that goes "Cold October Fall, the outside of a VFW hall..."
That's a good song.
October Fall is a good band.
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 | PANIC! AT THE DISCO
Panic! At the Disco seems to be doing very well right now, to say the least.
Lots of people on myspace have names like Betty! at the disco, or George! at the restaurant, or Tom! at Nabisco.
They are doing a summer headlining tour with the Dresden Dolls, OK Go and The Hush Sound.
That's a good freakin tour.
I love the Dresden Dolls!
It’s just the way the medication made me!
Don't Panic, i'm sure the tour is coming to a town near you...
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