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Subject: Hearts and Humor - The Ladder - March26, 2007



   Hi, Gang! I pray your Sunday - Monday for those in other
   
parts of the world - is going well. Today we have close to

100 new members, thanks to my story titled "The Tattered

Bookmark." We welcome you to our family of readers.

We have a total of 1122 confirmed subscribers now.

If AOL didn't block Zinester, maybe the more than 400

unconfirmed subscribers would be with us too.


    Those who have been members for a long time, know I
   
like to throw in a bit of humor once in a while. I guess

that is why I call this ezine "Hearts and Humor."

For those who don't like humor, stick around. I promise

the next story will be one to touch your hearts and

spark memories of the past.


    Today's story is a fun one. I found it in my files
   
and don't think I've posted it before. It needed a lot of work,

but I think I have it to the point where it is presentable.

I hope you enjoy it. Anyone who's used a ladder will

know where this one comes from.



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    Now for today's story.


                      The Ladder


    "Hey, Bill!" I waved at my neighbor. "Beautiful day,
   
isn't it?"


    "Hi, Mike!" He waved back. "It sure is."


    Bill lived two doors down from my house. I walked the dirt
   
road to his place. He stopped loading his truck long enough to

shake my hand. "I heard the bad news. I'm sorry. We'll miss you."


    Unable to look me in the eye, Bill lowered his head. "I guess
   
I knew it was coming. Salina and I don't get along anymore."


    "What are you going to do?"


    "I got an apartment in town. I'll be alright."


    "Georgia and I will miss you." I repeated. "We've had a
   
lot of good times."


    Bill, tough man that he was, didn't reciprocate. He turned
   
to the garage. "Mike, do you need a ladder?" he asked. "You always

borrowed it to work on your roof. I'm sure you can use it."


    "I can't take your ladder. It's too…"


    "Mike," he interrupted. "I'll be living in an apartment. I
   
won't need it."


    "But…"


    "Mike!" He interrupted again, "Take it!"


    I gave in. "Thanks, Bill." We shook hands again. He drove
   
off. I never saw him again.


    I carried "The Ladder" home. "Georgia!" I called out. "Look
   
what Bill gave me!"

            ***************************

    "The Ladder" and I became a team. Before it came into my

possession, only things I could reach with my clumsy hands were

in danger of being broken, but with "The Ladder" I was a twelve

foot radius of destruction. Nothing was safe: windows, cars, power

lines, and neighbors. Children and pets ran for cover.


    At the time "The Ladder" and I became rivals, Georgia and I
   
lived in a mobile home with an aluminum roof. The sheets of metal

were folded together to form seams and were prone to leaks. In

the winter, snow built up on the low sloped panels. Heat loss,

due to poor insulation, caused the snow to melt on warm days. The

water, trapped under the snow, seeped into the seams. At night,

the water froze. Ice forced the seams apart. In spring - the protective

layer of snow and ice gone - the heavy rains seeped through the

cracks. Stains appeared on our ceilings. Water dripped onto our

floors.


            ***************************


    The wind-driven rain rattled against the windows, drowning
   
out the sound of the first ball game of the year. I turned the

volume up. It was the second inning. "Dad!" my six-year-old daughter

yelled out. "Dad!" she ran into the room. "There's a leak in my

room." She grabbed my hand. "Come on, Dad! Hurry! It's a big leak."


    "Vanessa, it can't be that bad." I watched a player step to
   
the plate and swing his bat. "I'll check it later." I assured her.


    "Dad, it's a big leak! Really!" She pulled my hand again.
   
"Come on, Dad!"


    She led me down the hall and to her room. "See, dad!" She
   
pointed up. "Look!" She wasn't exaggerating. Water poured from

the ceiling in a steady stream, splashed on her desk, flowed to

the floor, and soaked her carpet.


    She stood with one hand on her hip. "See, Dad! I told you!"
   
Her head tilted to one side - a  miniature of my wife, proud

she'd proved me wrong.


    I looked at her. "It's OK, honey; I'll fix it for you."


    I slipped into my rain gear and glanced out the window.

There were several places I would rather be than up on my roof.

The wind threw the rain against the windowpanes in sheets. The

water ran down the glass, distorted the swaying trees, and

reminded me of looking through the heat rising from a campfire.

I looked longingly at my chair. A beer sat on the table. An open

newspaper lay beside it. The first ball game of the year was on

the television. I sighed and thrust my feet into my boots.
    Outside, the rain hit my face like hail. The storm

roared through the trees. My hat lifted from my head and disappeared

over the roof. My raincoat flapped behind me like a cape. I shielded

my eyes with one hand and leaned forward to keep my balance. I trudged

to the shed, opened the door, and there it was, "The Ladder." I

picked it up. The cold metal felt evil in my hands.


    I stepped from the shed. Wind pushed and pulled at "The
   
Ladder's" length and twisted me sideways. I battled my way back to

the house, propped "The Ladder" against the side of the trailer,

and returned to the shed for a can of tar and a brush.


    Up on the roof, I saw white caps on the waves in the wind-churned
   
cove. They sped down its length and crashed against the rocks at

its head. The road, which wound around its shoreline, was littered

with debris, tossed there by the force of the water. I spotted my

hat tangled in the upper branches of nearby tree. The next day, it

was gone, carried off by the storm, and never seen again. The rain

beat down, plastered my hair to my head, and made my glasses

useless. I crawled to the spot over Vanessa's room and spread tar

over the metal seams.


    At the edge of the slippery roof, trying not to slip off, a
   
gust of wind blew up my backside and lifted my raincoat up over

my head. It snapped in my ears like a flag and covered my eyes,

blinding me. On my knees, I waved my arms in circles and battled

my coat back into position, but not before the cold rain soaked

my shirt, gluing it to my back. Water ran into my eyes and dripped

from my nose.


    I spread the black tar on all the seams over Vanessa's room.
   
When I was done, I tapped the top back on the can of tar. As I

imagined the heat of a hot shower, a gust of wind, the strongest

one yet, made me drop flat to keep from being blown over the edge.

There was a noise - metal against metal - behind me. I turned and

watched "The Ladder" slide from view and crash on the ground below.

I was stuck


    "Honey!" I yelled out. "Honey!"  I yelled again. There was
   
no response. I knelt and pounded on the tin plates until my hands

were sore. "Georgia!" I screamed, but there was no sign of rescue.


            ***************************


    Inside, Georgia sat reading her book. The rain pounded against
   
the windows. Overhead, gusts of wind rippled over the roof, and

caused the panels to rumble. It sounded like dump trucks hitting

large potholes. She tracked each gust as it rattled the panels

one-by-one along the length of the house. It started at one end,

crashed by over her head, and rolled like thunder to the other end.


    Vanessa ran into the room. "Mom! Mom, there's something banging
   
on the roof."


    Georgia looked up. "It's just the wind, Dear."


    "But, Mom…"


    Georgia interrupted her. "Vanessa, it's just the wind."


    On the roof, I lay flat on my stomach. Rain bounced off
   
the metal and into my eyes. I brushed it away, crawled to the

area over our bedroom where Georgia sat reading, and bounded

on the roof again.


    Georgia looked up at the ceiling. "Goodness!" she said.
   
"That was a strong gust."


    Vanessa stood with her head tilted to the side and her
   
hands on her hips. "See, Mom! I told you."


    Up on the roof, I banged on the metal plates and screamed,
   
"Georgia! Georgia, I need help!"


    Georgia stood and looked at Vanessa. "That's not the wind.
   
That's your father. Something must be wrong." She put on her

boots and raincoat.


    "Where are you going, Mom?" Vanessa asked.


    "I'm going to see if your father is OK."


    "OK, Mom."


    Soon after, both of us walked through the door laughing. Water
   
dripped from our clothes, and our boots squished with each step.

"I'm sorry, Michael." Georgia said. "I thought it was the wind

rattling the roof."


    "It's OK." I said and slipped my raincoat off. "I'm just glad
   
you finally rescued me. I'm going to take a shower."


            ***********************


    I carried "The Ladder" onto the deck and propped it against the
   
porch roof. It was time to do my annual roof repair work. After I'd

coated all the seams with tar, I began to climb down the ladder. I

made it to the third rung from the top when, in the blink of an eye,

I found myself clinging to the roof's edge by my elbows. Only

lightning-speed reflexes,  reflexes I didn't know I had, saved me

as the ladder lost its grip on the smooth deck and crashed five

feet below my dangling legs.


         I pulled myself back onto roof. "Georgia!"


            ***********************


    "The Ladder" stood propped against the side of our new house.
   
I strapped on my tool belt, grabbed a length of vinyl siding, and

climbed. I was four rungs up. The soft unsettled soil around the

new foundation gave way under one leg of "The Ladder." It began to

tilt and scrape across the side of the house, as I hung on with a

white-knuckle grip. I was at a 45-degree angle with the ground

coming up fast, when I decided to leap to safety. I landed on my

knees and yelled out as a rock tore through my jeans and into the

flesh of my shin.


    "The Ladder" wasn't through with me yet. I looked up and saw
   
it was about to crash through one of my newly installed windows.

Thinking quickly, I thrust my arm out, stopped it, saved the window,

and almost broke my arm.


            ***********************


    I rent now and no longer have a use for a ladder, but I can't
   
seem to part with mine. "The Ladder" is stretched out beside my car

in the garage. I haven't used it in years. It just lies there

waiting - patiently waiting.


Michael T. Smith

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    Here are some comments from last week:
   
I always look forward to your letters. I feel like they are

just for me. Thank for the uplift.

Sincerely Deb

********************

 Mike, the story is wonderful. What special, loving memories.
 
The ending sounds just fine to me.

     Just one thing:

   " Mum sat behind me in the back seat". At that point,  it
   
is not clear if you are in the front seat or the back seat.

Could it be something like: " Mum and her comforting arms

were with me in the back seat  "   ?

   Mike, I sure do enjoy your writings. Please keep em'
   
coming !

  Love,  Corena

Thank you, Corena. I made the corrections in the story.


*********************


Mike,

Have no fear ... the ending is 100% Finest Kind!

Regards,
Leigh


*******************


I enjoyed reading A Mother's Love. It was like being a

part of your family, and watching you grow up. Mom's are

always with us, even after they've stopped rubbing on the

Vicks Vapor Rub, and after they've helped us with our

school lessons, and wiped our tears due to cuts and scrapes.

Mother's imprint  upon our hearts. They've nurtured us

for so long and we feel their love reaching out to us in

their letters, and phone calls.

My own mom is 90 and it breaks my heart to see how a small

number of the staff treat her in the Senior care facility

but Mom continues to teach me about life, as she holds

back complaints. She doesn't say a harsh word about anyone.

She shows me her strength and her courage and I know she

is showing me the best way to behave in the face of adversity.

Thank you for a glimpse of your mom. You have been greatly

 blessed in many ways.

Most sincerely

Ellie Braun-Haley


*******************

Not all of us were blessed with a Mum like yours.

So I borrowed her a few moments through your fond memories.

Thanks for sharing!

Connie G.








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