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Subject: Hearts and Humor - Special Canada Day Edition - July01, 2006



  Hello, Everyone.

   HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

   I promise to have a new story for you tomorrow. Today

I want to post an old story of mine. I wrote on July the

1st last year. It's a tribute to the country of my birth.

   July the 1st is Canada Day, our version of the USA's

July the 4th holiday. Read all about it:

Mike

Word Count: 687   Canada Day
   
    As the USA prepares for their July 4th celebrations, very

few of those planning parties or weekend trips are aware of

the significance of July 1st to their northern neighbors. I

moved from Canada to the USA in the fall of 1999 and was

shocked to learn, few Americans knew anything about Canada

Day. In Canada, we all knew about July 4th. It's common

knowledge.


    This year, on July 1st, Canada will celebrate its

139th birthday - 139 years of confederation. The people

of Canada celebrate it the same as Americans celebrate

their "big day" - parties, parades, fireworks, cookouts,

and trips. We love our day and our country. Canada Day

celebrates events that occurred on July 1, 1867, when

the British North America Act created the Canadian

federal government. The BNA Act proclaimed "one Dominion

under the name of Canada," hence the original title of

the holiday, "Dominion Day." In 1982, the name was

officially changed to "Canada Day."


    While writing this tribute to my country of birth,

I decided to gather some information on Canada to pass

on to those who read my stories. A lot of it I knew, but

there were a few things I didn't know. For instance, I

found it interesting to learn, Canadians eat more

Kraftİ Macaroni and Cheese per capita than any other

nation.


   Canada has more donut shops per capita than any other

nation in the world, but also the fifth least amount of

police per capita. I guess this means Canadian police

eat a heck of a lot more donuts.


    Canadians are noted as beer drinkers - I do my part.

Surprisingly, I learned in my research, we are actually

rated 16th in beer consumption. The Czech republic has us

beat by a long shot. I call on all Canadians to correct

this wrong.


    Canada is the second largest country in the world,

second to Russia. However, it's the 9th least populated.

It has a population of thirty-three million people, one

million less than the state of California. Most of Canada

is wood or farmland. The far northern sections are frozen

tundra. The majority of the population lives along the

east and west coasts, on the edge of the major rivers,

and of course the Great Lakes. Our forefathers settled

these areas hundreds of years ago, because the waters

provided food.  


    There are five and a half time zones in Canada. A

half you ask? Newfoundland, which only joined the federation

in 1949, to make Canada what it is today, is in a half

time zone. Newfoundland, (but not Labrador), lies squarely

in the eastern half of its time zone, exactly three and a

half hours from Greenwich.  The Newfoundland government

attempted to bring the province into conformity with the

other Atlantic provinces in 1963, but withdrew in the face

of stiff public opposition. Other countries that operate

on the half hour time difference are: Suriname, Iran,

India, Sri Lanka, and Central Australia.


    Canada has the 6th best standard of living. In spite

of their love of Kraftİ Dinner and donuts, it is a great

place to raise a family. They, also, have the largest

surface area of fresh water, which one day may be more

valuable than oil and natural gas.


    Many people, here in the USA, ask me if Canada is

mostly French speaking. I found the statistics in my

research. In a survey of what people considered their

"Mother Tongue," it was found that 59% of Canadians were

English speaking, 23% French, and 18% had either more

than one "Mother Tongue," or a "Mother Tongue" other than

English or French.


    Canada and the USA are sisters. We share rivers,

lakes, lands and the air itself, just as true sisters

share the same genes. As Americans hit the road on

for their July the 4TH weekend plans, I ask them to please

raise a cheer for their northern sister on her birthday.

Canadians will do the same on the 4th for their southern

sister.


    Let's all have a little extra Kraftİ dinner and a

donut, but don't forget the beer.

Michael T. Smith









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