Gibbleguts Daily News July 10th
Recommend GG Daily News to friends: Send them Here


STILL USING INTERNET EXPLORER? DUMP IT!!
A Better Web Experience: Firefox has an intuitive interface
and blocks viruses, spyware, and popup ads.
Download the free Firefox browser with the Google toolbar

Today's Jokes
Allligator Shoes
A dimwitted blonde walked into a shoe store wanting to buy some new alligator shoes. The clerk quoted a price of $250. The blonde replied, "That’s outrageous! There is no way I will pay that kind of money for a pair of shoes. I can shoot an alligator and get shoes for less than that." The clerk answered, "Well then, I think you should do that." Later that day, the clerk was driving through the bayou and found the blonde standing waist deep in the swamp with a rifle pointed at a huge, mean-looking alligator swimming toward her. She pointed the gun and shot it, then dragged it out of the water. The clerk was surprised to see 20 additional dead alligators lying on their backs. The blonde rolled over the alligator that she had just shot and exclaimed, "DARN! That one isn't wearing shoes either!"

Today's Clips
Can't View the Clips? Upgrade your Flash Player Here

Amazing B-Ball Shots - Only a million takes to make this clip
Rain Of Madness - World's most expensive documentary

Previous Day 's Clips
Run-A-Way Tire - Run for your lives!!
Lord of the ring - Cool Montreal street performer
Face Book Rap- Smoooooth!

Today's Cartoons
GibbleGuts Cartoon
Editorial Cartoon
The Other Coast

Food for Thought
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
Which iswhy my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette