Gibbleguts Daily News July 23rd
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Today's Joke
The Maid
The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did." She got the raise.

Today's Clips
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Diner Crash - Where's my hat and smokes?
World's tiniest breakdancer - Someones not gettin any for a while.
So you wanna see my beaver huh? - You'll regret it.

Previous Day 's Clips
Catapult - Don't try this at home kids!
Husband Pranks wife - Someones not gettin any for a while.
Husband taught a lesson - Beaten senseless with a catalogue

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Food for Thought
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
-Unknown