Gibbleguts Daily News July 24th
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Today's Joke
World War 2 Confession -Thanks Jules
In 2001, an elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger and two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind,. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the War is over?''

Today's Clips
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Fox News can't spell - In need of some edumacation
Why men die before women - Ouch!
In the line of duty - Fire Fighter Hazards

Previous Day 's Clips
Diner Crash - Where's my hat and smokes?
World's tiniest breakdancer - Someones not gettin any for a while.
So you wanna see my beaver huh? - You'll regret it.

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Blind Date
Deal or No Deal
One Armed Bandit
Hollywood Squares
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Today's Cartoons
GibbleGuts Cartoon
Editorial Cartoon
The Other Coast
The The Sunday Coast

Food for Thought
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy,
but gets you nowhere.
-Unknown