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                       Today's Joke
                       The Maid
                       The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and
                       asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Senora, there
... ]]> 163362 Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:29:53 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/89717/163299.html?rss=1   [275680_logo2]      Gibbleguts Daily News July 22nd
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                       Weary GI - Thanks Larry
                       An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several
                       weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted
... ]]> 163299 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:20:42 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/89717/163213.html?rss=1   [275451_logo2]      Gibbleguts Daily News July 21st
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                       Biker Story - Thanks Larry
                       Receives New York Times Best A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a
                       little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the
... ]]> 163213 Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:24:36 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/89717/163062.html?rss=1   [274877_logo2]      Gibbleguts Daily News July 18th
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                       Lady's Night
                       Two female friends had gone out for a girls' night out, and had been decidedly
                       overenthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
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                       Today's Joke
                       Homeless Lady - Thanks Larry
                       A woman was walking down Yonge Street in Toronto when she was accosted by a
                       particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple
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                       Today's Joke
                       THE CREMATED HUSBAND - Thanks Jules!
                       Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
                       home. Picking up the urn he was in, she poured him out onto the patio table.
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                       Brokeback Ranch Hand - Thanks Larry!
                       The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned
                       around 2: 30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow
... ]]> 162852 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:43:03 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/89717/162778.html?rss=1    [273299_logo2]      Gibbleguts Daily News July 14th
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  Freedom from pants    Today's Jokes
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  /clips/pants.html)    The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget
  This the big one!     went to the doctor and told him about his problem.. The doctor told him to drop
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   clips/pants.html)     Allligator Shoes
   This the big one!     A dimwitted blonde walked into a shoe store
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 gibbleguts.net/clips/   Stud Services -Sent in by Larry
     evildog.html)       A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his
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   toiletprank.html)     An angry wife met her husband at the door. There
man in uniform (http://  was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   collar.
    shaggydog.html)      ?I assume,? she snarled, ?that there is a very
Cassius Kitty (http://   good reason for you to come waltzing in here at
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   six o?clock in the morning??
   kittyboxer.html)      ?There is,? he replied. ?Breakfast.?
 Little Boxer (http://
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 gibbleguts.net/clips/   Tiger Woods
   kittyboxer.html)      A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed,
 Little Boxer (http://   ready to consummate their marriage, when the new
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   bride says to the husband,  I have a confession
   littleboxer.html)     to make, I m not a virgin.  The husband replies,
  Real geeks rappin!      That s not a big deal in this day and age.  The
(http://gibbleguts.net/  wife continues,  Yeah, I ve been with one guy.
  clips/geekrap.html)    Oh yeah? Who was the guy?   Tiger Woods.   Tiger
 Spinny Girl (http://    Woods, the golfer?   Yeah.   Well, he s rich,
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  Real geeks rappin!
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  clips/geekrap.html)    Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob.
 Spinny Girl (http://    They load up Jack's station wagon and head north.
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   After driving for a few hours, they get caught in
    mallspin.html)       a terrible blizzard. They pull into a nearby
Crow Vs Bunny (http://   farmhouse and ask the attractive lady of the
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   house if they can spend the night. "I'm recently
   rabbitcrows.html)     widowed," she explains, "and I'm afraid the
   Awkward TV Moment     neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
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   rabbitcrows.html)     Three men were hiking through a forest when they
   Awkward TV Moment     came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing
(http://gibbleguts.net/  to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
clips/haircaught.html)   "God, please give me the strength to cross the
Palm Tree Robber (http:  river." Poof!.....God gave him big arms and
//gibbleguts.net/clips/  strong legs and he was able to swim across in
 palmtreerobber.html)    about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After
Bad Bus Driver (http://  witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God,
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 gibbleguts.net/clips/   The Speed Of Technology
    frenchbus.html)      Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing
Amazing Catch (http://   over which company is better. Bill Gates boasts,
 gibbleguts.net/clips/   "If cars grew in technology as fast as computers
    ballgirl.html)       did, we would be driving V32 instead of V8, our
  Dedicated Fisherman    cars would get 5,000 miles to the gallon and the
(http://gibbleguts.net/  top speed would be mach seven." The chairman of
   clips/shark.html)     GM thinks about it for a moment and replies,
  Late Night Burrito     "Sure, but would you really want a car that
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   Late Night Burrito
 (http://gibbleguts.net/   The Brothel - Sent in by Larry
         clips/            The madam opened the brothel door and saw a
 latenightburrito.html)    rather dignified well-dressed, good-looking man
  Wrong Place (http://     in his late 40s or early 50's. "May I help you?"
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    she asked. I want to see Valerie," the man
      beaned.html)         replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most
   Smart Dog (http://      expensive ladies.
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    gummachine.html)       Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the
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   Smart Dog (http://
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    The Health Club
    gummachine.html)       Several members of a health club were having
  the Monkees! (http://    their first meeting. The director of the group
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the
      monkees.html)        facts of your daily routine." Each member spoke,
   Sooo tired (http://     admitting their excesses. Then one obviously
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I
     deadtired.html)       drink moderately and I exercise frequently."
Bottomless puddle (http:/  "Hmm " said the director. "And are you sure you
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Bottomless puddle (http:/  Ghosts - Sent in by Jules
 /gibbleguts.net/clips/    A professor at the University of Virginia was
      puddle.html)         giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a
Sensual Stretching (http:  feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people
 //gibbleguts.net/clips/   here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students
    stretching.html)       raised their hands. 'Well, that's a good start.
   Wooopsie! (http://      Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About
     jesusdrop.html)       40 students raised their hands. 'That's really
  Poopie Caper (http://    good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
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  Poopie Caper (http://    Just a quick heads up to explain the spotty
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      poopie.html)         delivery of late. I've had a extra heavy workload
     Whack! (http://       the last
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    couple of weeks, and it looks like it may last until
      batboy.html)         the
   Last day on the job     end of the month. In the mean time I'll do my best
 (http://gibbleguts.net/   to
  clips/muffshave.html)    squeeze in the newsletter whenever humanly possible.
  Bug in Mouth (http://    Sorry for the troubles guys.
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  Bug in Mouth (http://    Just a quick heads up to explain the spotty
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    newsletter
     bugmouth.html)        delivery of late. I've had a extra heavy workload
 Censor Bar Fun (http://   the last
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    couple of weeks, and it looks like it may last until
     censorbar.html)       the
  Good Girl!! (http://     end of the month. In the mean time I'll do my best
  gibbleguts.net/clips/    to
      beerdog.html)        squeeze in the newsletter whenever humanly possible.
Human Super Soaker (http:  Sorry for the troubles guys.
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