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Subject: Humorous Quotes # 132 - So Long, and Thanks... - May11, 2005


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Humorous Quotations
Issue #132
May 11, 2005

Hi Friends,

"Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in.
At least being lost in space kept you busy."

Here's the concluding Doglas Adams issue...


"Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines
of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws
as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any
other parts of the Universe."

"One of the interesting things about space is how dull it is."


Humorous Quotes from Life, The Universe... - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/lifeetal.shtml

Humorous Quotes from So Long, and Thanks... - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/fish.shtml

Richard Dawkins's Lament for Douglas Adams
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,490295,00.html

A Wake
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(Has a few quotes thrown in)
http://www.floor42.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000082.html


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