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Subject: Humorous Quotes # 133 - Nothing but the... - May19, 2005


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"I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase.
Nobody will lend me a bookcase."

Henny Youngman in "How do you like me so far"

If you have the same problem...
http://snipurl.com/bookcase

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Humorous Quotations
Issue #133
May 19, 2005

Hi Friends,

"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad."
~ Aldous Huxley


This week we do a Peeping Tom act on Truth...


"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor."
~ Albert Einstein  

"No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies."
~ Mark Twain


Humorous Quotes on Truth - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/truth.shtml

Ladies, close your eyes as we peek at ...

The Truth about Mona Lisa
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http://enablelink.org/include/article.php?pid=&cid=&subid=&aid=1427

The Truth About Husbands
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http://www.humorcolumnist.com/husbands.htm

The Truth about C++
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(Do read the disclaimer line at the end of the article)
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/May/stroustrup.html

The Truth about Lying
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http://www.overthehill.info/Articles/lying.html



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To wind up this issue...

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them
pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened."
~ Winston Churchill

;o)

Gunjan
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