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To: <!--$email--> -==========**********O**********==========- "I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase." Henny Youngman in "How do you like me so far" If you have the same problem... http://snipurl.com/bookcase -==========**********O**********==========- Humorous Quotations Issue #134 May 26, 2005 Hi Friends, "Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." ~ Samuel Butler After all the heavy Truth last week, this week can I tell you some lies, sweet little lies... "There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." ~ Mark Twain "Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom. ~ Anatole France" Humorous Quotes on Lies and Lying - Jest for Pun -------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/lies.shtml Cartoons about Lies/Lying - Off the Mark ------------------------------------------- http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/search-results/key/lies/ Lies (A poem) by Lotis Fargo ------------------------------- http://www.netpoets.com/poems/humor/0279001.htm Understanding Ad-Lingo -------------------------- http://www.workinghumor.com/archives/issue90.shtml#adlingo Top-Ten Online Lies ---------------------- http://www.huumor.com/joke_1781 Top-Ten Lies by Graduate Students --------------------------------------- http://psychology.about.com/library/hm/blhm_college11.htm Ten Big Lies about Australia ------------------------------- (Some offensive language) http://radar.smh.com.au/archives/2005/03/the_ten_big_lie.html For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit: http://www.exwz.com To wind up this issue... "I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms." ~ Voltaire ;o) Gunjan The EXpendable WZard of Humorous Quotations www.exwz.com/quotes www.workinghumor.com/quotes www.jkjquotes.com -==========**********O**********==========- 'Great Speaking' If you're interested in good Public Speaking Tips and Tips on using Humor in your presentations, I strongly recommend Tom Antion's 'Great Speaking' newsletter. With over 1,20,000 subscribers and fantastic fee structure (It's free) wouldn't you say it's definitely worth a try? Check it out at http://www.listpartners.com/cgi-local/subscribe?2606 -==========**********O**********==========- ~~~ About the Humorous Quotations Newsletter - Administrivia To unsubscribe, send a blank email to 92561-unsubscribe@zinester.com To subscribe, send a blank email to 92561-subscribe@zinester.com To change your email address, simply unsubscribe and then subscribe again, as described just above. To send an email to a human, please email gunjan@exwz.com |
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