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To: <!--$email--> -==========**********O**********==========- Current Deals at amazon.com (Check'em out NOW) Woodstock International Multitool - Only $9.95 http://snipurl.com/multitool Impact Wrench Kit - Only $49.95 http://snipurl.com/wrenchkit -==========**********O**********==========- Humorous Quotations Issue #135 Jun 09, 2005 Hi Friends, "I know it is too late now, but I have long felt that I was foolish not to limit my family. . . to a parakeet with his tongue clipped." Sure you know who would come up with a line like that. This week we move on to Erma Bombeck... "I was one of the luckier women who came to motherhood with some experience. I owned a Yorkshire Terrier for three years." "It was either Thomas Jefferson ??“ or maybe it was John Wayne ??“ who once said, ???Your foot will never get well as long as there is a horse standing on it.??? Brief Bio from IMDB.com ----------- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093571/bio A detailed Biography from the Erma Online Museum ----------------------------------------------------- http://www.ermamuseum.org/life/default.asp Humorous Quotes of Erma Bombeck - Jest for Pun ------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/erma_bombeck.shtml For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit: http://www.exwz.com To wind up this issue... "Males are born with a closed fist. Girls are born with the left hand cramped in a position of the size of an American Express card." ;o) Gunjan The EXpendable WZard of Humorous Quotations www.exwz.com/quotes www.workinghumor.com/quotes www.jkjquotes.com -==========**********O**********==========- 'Great Speaking' If you're interested in good Public Speaking Tips and Tips on using Humor in your presentations, I strongly recommend Tom Antion's 'Great Speaking' newsletter. With over 1,20,000 subscribers and fantastic fee structure (It's free) wouldn't you say it's definitely worth a try? Check it out at http://www.listpartners.com/cgi-local/subscribe?2606 -==========**********O**********==========- ~~~ About the Humorous Quotations Newsletter - Administrivia To unsubscribe, send a blank email to 92561-unsubscribe@zinester.com To subscribe, send a blank email to 92561-subscribe@zinester.com To change your email address, simply unsubscribe and then subscribe again, as described just above. To send an email to a human, please email gunjan@exwz.com |
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