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To: <!--$email--> -==========**********O**********==========- 'Great Speaking' If you're interested in good Public Speaking Tips and Tips on using Humor in your presentations, I strongly recommend Tom Antion's 'Great Speaking' newsletter. With over 1,50,000 subscribers and fantastic fee structure (It's free) wouldn't you say it's definitely worth a try? Check it out at http://www.listpartners.com/cgi-local/subscribe?2606 -==========**********O**********==========- Humorous Quotations Issue #136 Jun 22, 2005 Hi Friends, "In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans." With a slight delay we carry on where we left off... with Erma Fiste .... I mean Erma Bombeck... "I don??™t understand people who can go abroad and come back with nothing to declare but diarrhea." "This place will have to be cleaned before they can condemn it." The Arkay Articles ------------------------- Written when Erma was nineteen and still Erma Fiste. http://www.ermamuseum.org/arkay.htm A 1991 Interview ------------------- http://www.humorwriters.org/Rizvi.html Humorous Quotes from "When you look like your Passport Photo it's time to go home" - Jest for Pun ------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/passportphoto.shtml Humorous Quotes from "The Grass is always Greener over the septic tank" - Jest for Pun ------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/grass.shtml Humorous Quotes from "At Wit's End" - Jest for Pun ----------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/witsend.shtml For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit: http://www.exwz.com To wind up this issue... "Most kids don??™t know how to handle defeat. They fall apart. Its important to know how to lose because you do a lot of it when you grow up." ;o) Gunjan The EXpendable WZard of Humorous Quotations www.exwz.com/quotes www.workinghumor.com/quotes www.jkjquotes.com -==========**********O**********==========- Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a topsy-turvy language all their own. So if you say, "Let's bead a rook That's billy as can se," You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk, Just like mim and he. Lake a took at... http://snipurl.com/runny -==========**********O**********==========- ~~~ About the Humorous Quotations Newsletter - Administrivia To unsubscribe, send a blank email to 92561-unsubscribe@zinester.com To subscribe, send a blank email to 92561-subscribe@zinester.com To change your email address, simply unsubscribe and then subscribe again, as described just above. To send an email to a human, please email gunjan@exwz.com |
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